Author Topic: COVID-19 Related Humor (Read 39692 times)

mme · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:15:20 PM »

Quote from: etech0 on March 23, 2020, 07:26:12 PM

Who is eating outside?

i'm not letting my kids out on the porch anymore leaving that for a chol hamoed trip.........

TimT · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:16:20 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on March 23, 2020, 07:26:12 PM

Who is eating outside?

If you’re buying from a restaurant. Restaurant=דירת קבע. Your car=דירת עראי

Savingsbeast · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:32:29 PM »

Finally! I'm getting my well deserved vacation. I was just notified by my boss that I need to go back to work tomorrow.

Savingsbeast · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:41:55 PM »

What a great time to arrange Shidduchem, no one is a working boy and there's no one is in Yeshiva, everyone is on the same level.

#Equality

Savingsbeast · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:46:58 PM »

If you see a parent talking to themselves, don't judge. They aren't hallucinating; they haven't gone crazy, they are simply having a discussion with their child's teacher.

etech0 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:49:16 PM »

ExGingi · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Savingsbeast on March 24, 2020, 06:41:55 PM

What a great time to arrange Shidduchem, no one is a working boy and there's no one is in Yeshiva, everyone is on the same level.

#Equality

Someone wanted to talk a shidduch for my daughter, but when I heard the bochur davens with a minyan and goes to the mikvah, I decided it's not the right boy.

TimT · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2020, 07:10:15 PM »

Don’t tell me how to daven b’yechidus. I’ve been doing it for over 20 years already.

Savingsbeast · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2020, 07:47:08 PM »

Quote from: TimT on March 24, 2020, 07:10:15 PM

Don’t tell me how to daven b’yechidus. I’ve been doing it for over 20 years already.

Kid: Totty, for how long do you have corona already?

Dad: Why do you ask?

Kid: Because you've been Davening at home for the past couple years.

ltttc · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2020, 07:57:41 PM »

Quote from: Savingsbeast on March 24, 2020, 07:47:08 PM

Kid: Totty, for how long do you have corona already?

Dad: Why do you ask?

Kid: Because you've been Davening at home for the past couple years.

Might be a good shidduch for @ExGingi's daughter

CountValentine · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2020, 07:59:22 PM »

Quote from: ltttc on March 24, 2020, 07:57:41 PM

Might be a good shidduch for @ExGingi's daughter

How old is his daughter? I have a son that isn't married.

ltttc · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:00:30 PM »

Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 07:59:22 PM

How old is his daughter? I have a son that isn't married.

Does he daven with a minyan?

kargagaliciana · « **Reply #32 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:05:13 PM »

Its 9:00 PM, time to take off your day pajamas and put on your night pj's

CountValentine · « **Reply #33 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:06:19 PM »

Quote from: ltttc on March 24, 2020, 08:00:30 PM

Does he daven with a minyan?

He prays and use to have a mini-van. Is that close enough?

etech0 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:06:41 PM »

Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 08:06:19 PM

He prays and use to have a mini-van. Is that close enough?

Only if it was a Sienna

ltttc · « **Reply #35 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:07:19 PM »

Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 08:06:19 PM

He prays and use to have a mini-van. Is that close enough?

Nothing near close

CountValentine · « **Reply #36 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:08:21 PM »

Quote from: etech0 on March 24, 2020, 08:06:41 PM

Only if it was a Sienna

He only buys American. I should add he owns many guns.

ltttc · « **Reply #37 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:09:59 PM »

Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 08:08:21 PM

He only buys American. I should add he owns many guns.

That'll probably tip the scale

ExGingi · « **Reply #38 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:12:03 PM »

Quote from: ltttc on March 24, 2020, 07:57:41 PM

Might be a good shidduch for @ExGingi's daughter

Well, let's just say that prior to the current situation (and possibly when I had the Flu several months ago) I don't think my kids saw me wearing a tallis and tefillin at home.

ltttc · « **Reply #39 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:13:41 PM »

Quote from: ExGingi on March 24, 2020, 08:12:03 PM

Well, let's just say that prior to the current situation (and possibly when I had the Flu several months ago) I don't think my kids saw me wearing a tallis and tefillin at home.

Didn't doubt that for a min