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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2020, 11:36:59 AM »
BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2020, 11:39:42 AM »

DW wants to know what is so funny. She can hear me all the way downstairs with the slaves.
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BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.
DW wants to know what is so funny. She can hear me all the way downstairs with the slaves.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2020, 11:59:23 AM »
Are you up for hire? My "slave" has left for the week

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2020, 12:05:07 PM »
Are you up for hire? My "slave" has left for the week
You ever hear of handcuffs?
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2020, 12:06:39 PM »
Back OT, the internet.
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2020, 12:11:34 PM »
its good to have each other in such times
this thread made me laugh

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BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.
Good stuff!

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2020, 12:20:05 PM »
You ever hear of handcuffs?
plastic gloves??

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BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.
Bravo.

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2020, 05:19:13 PM »
President Trump.

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Are you up for hire? My "slave" has left for the week
Mine is working from home...

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2020, 05:43:21 PM »
President Trump.

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Seriously? Wrong thread.

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2020, 05:51:50 PM »
DDF
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2020, 05:57:38 PM »
Health insurance
Visibly Jewish

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2020, 05:58:08 PM »
Ability to work from home!

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2020, 06:00:34 PM »
Enough computers / tablets for my kids to all be in class at the same time.

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2020, 06:28:37 PM »
BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.

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DW wants to know what is so funny. She can hear me all the way downstairs with the slaves.

Great followup!
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Since it is said that laughter is the best medicine they should start clinical testing administering readings of these to COVID-19 patients.
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2020, 06:34:12 PM »

Since it is said that laughter is the best medicine they should start clinical testing administering readings of these to COVID-19 patients.

So, how are you feeling after

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2020, 06:47:02 PM »
A lot of the above...
A relatively spacious house and a  nice backyard with a swing set. Kids are begging for a trampoline now...