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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2020, 08:00:04 PM »
Just keep in mind the extra insurance cost of having a trampoline.
good point. Hadn't thought of that
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2020, 08:13:22 PM »
BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2020, 08:18:49 PM »
Now that you have an abundance of likes to feed your kids , i'll trade you a roll of toilet paper for 5 of them

All I can say to that offer: Cheap Jew!!!
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #48 on: March 22, 2020, 08:19:06 PM »
Just keep in mind the extra insurance cost of having a trampoline.

Is that a real thing?

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2020, 08:24:49 PM »
Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.

Confirmed:

https://kolbishaerva.wordpress.com/2015/04/24/the-kosher-switch-and-sefiras-haomer/
If only they know who they're quoting...

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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #52 on: March 22, 2020, 08:47:48 PM »
Is that a real thing?
Yes. Based on research I did when I was contemplating getting one.
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2020, 08:48:57 PM »
Classic!!!

Can we have a link to the original quote please?
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2020, 09:01:06 PM »
Now that you have an abundance of likes to feed your kids , i'll trade you a roll of toilet paper for 5 of them
There's nothing to talk about until I get all the likes I deserve. @grodnoking @yesitsme @yitzgar and @Yehuda57 have all commented "lol", "bravo", etc, but they have yet to push the like button. Until I get every deserved like, I'm not parting with any. Not even for toilet paper.
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There's nothing to talk about until I get all the likes I deserve. @grodnoking @yesitsme @yitzgar and @Yehuda57 have all commented "lol", "bravo", etc, but they have yet to push the like button. Until I get every deserved like, I'm not parting with any. Not even for toilet paper.
Sorry I'm on tapa....

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Sorry I'm on tapa....
I'll forgive you this time, but next time...
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2020, 09:05:38 PM »
There's nothing to talk about until I get all the likes I deserve. @grodnoking @yesitsme @yitzgar and @Yehuda57 have all commented "lol", "bravo", etc, but they have yet to push the like button. Until I get every deserved like, I'm not parting with any. Not even for toilet paper.
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Re: Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2020, 09:13:49 PM »
Now that you have an abundance of likes to feed your kids , i'll trade you a roll of toilet paper for 5 of them
And, as a Dan's Deals follower, you should know that no real DDer is ever short on Toilet Paper. I buy almost every time it goes on sale, and there were seven posts already this year!

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/walmart/chicago-cleveland-detroit-select-locations-30-mega-rolls-charmin-ultra-strong-toilet-paper-29-77-walmart/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/60-packs-10-triple-ply-kleenex-trusted-care-facial-tissues-just-14-99-16-99-plus-wipes-toilet-paper-sale-amazon/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/42-cottonelle-freshcare-flushable-adult-wipes-2-12-2-37-amazon-plus-toilet-paper-sale/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/36-super-mega-216-regular-rolls-charmin-ultra-strong-toilet-paper-just-31-56-36-58-shipped-amazon/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/54-mega-216-regular-rolls-quilted-northern-ultra-plush-toilet-paper-just-29-57-34-82-shipped-amazon/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/save-big-tide-bounty-diapers-food-toilet-paper-special-discounts-amazon/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/36-family-mega-164-regular-rolls-cottonelle-toilet-paper-23-77-27-86-amazon-sale/


Lysol wipes are also not talking to me:

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/3-containers-80-lysol-daily-cleansing-wipes-5-10-5-70-shipped-amazon/

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/320-lysol-disinfecting-wipes-6-87-7-68-shipped-via-amazon-subscribe-save/

Maybe try hand sanitizer. I'm on my last bottle.
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