Everyday day things that you now say "Wow glad I have that".

[EliJelly]

A comfortable couch

Get out of the couch and start helping your wife now!

[shwarmabob]

Poskim with sechel
BH

[Danfan27]

My sanity(for now).

[CountValentine]

My dogs!!!

[ltttc]

My dogs!!!

Aha! That's what I've been missing

[CountValentine]

Aha! That's what I've been missing

We go for a long walk every day.

[ltttc]

We go for a long walk every day.

I do that to (with my spouse instead of dog though)

[Ergel]

We go for a long walk every day.

We did until it became illegal

[CountValentine]

We did until it became illegal

You can't go for walks by yourself?

[ExGingi]

You can't go for walks by yourself?

In Israel you can currently get fined if you are more than 300 feet from your home without an authorized purpose.

[CountValentine]

In Israel you can currently get fined if you are more than 300 feet from your home without an authorized purpose.

Ouch!!!
Someone is talking this seriously.

[aygart]

Ouch!!!
Someone is talking this seriously.

Is that what you want here?

[ltttc]

5 bathrooms

[AsherO]

In Israel you can currently get fined if you are more than 300 feet from your home without an authorized purpose.

300 ft isn’t much if you run 5 miles a day. Thats nearly 100 round trips if you manage to measure exactly 300 feet in each direction.

[lubaby]

In Israel you can currently get fined if you are more than 300 feet from your home without an authorized purpose.

Just big enough to have a friendly neighborhood game of American Football.

[AsherO]

Just big enough to have a friendly neighborhood game of American Football.

There’s probably another enforceable rule about not getting too close to other people.

[ExGingi]

Just big enough to have a friendly neighborhood game of American Football.

But that too is forbidden. No multi-player sports IINM.

[Jack out of the box]

In Israel you can currently get fined if you are more than 300 feet from your home without an authorized purpose.

Actually 328. Every inch of mobility counts.

[Yehuda57]

BREAKING: Chicago Jew maintains non-Jewish slaves to man his bathroom

An allegedly Jewish Chicago man has admitted to utilizing slave labor to turn his sinks on on the Jewish holy day of Shabbos. The man, identified only by his handle of "CountValentine," has specified that he seeks out "goys," or non-Jews, for this labor.

"I have a goy waive (sic) his hand over it," the Chicago native wrote on a popular deals forum site, in response to a question of how to activate an electric water faucet on Shabbos.

Jews are forbidden to activate electric devices on their holy day, which begins Friday at sundown and culminates Saturday night.

"Who would've believed that in the 21st century, such behavior can take place," flaming community activist [insert name] spewed. "And the Jews want to know why there is Antisemitism in America?"

Staff of [media outlet] were not able to confirm the Jewish ethnicity of the perpetrator, but his frequenting of the predominantly Jewish deals forum site "Dan's Deals Forums" points to that conclusion.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1298390495614435334

@CountValentine We told you to shut your mouth. What kind of useless blabbery slave are you?