As the famous quip goes...
To those of you staying home for Pesach, I wish you a Chag Kasher Ve'sameach.
To those of you going you your in-laws, I wish you a Chag Kasher
To those of you going to hotels, I wish you a Chag Sameach
To those of you going to hotels with your in-laws, I wish you good luck

Ah Gutten Yom Tov to one and all!