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COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« on: March 12, 2020, 07:01:28 AM »
I’ve heard a lot of different theories over the last few weeks, such as the Chinese started it, the Democrats did it to get trump. But I’m convinced I really know who has a hand in all this....

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that @CountValentine disappeared around the same time we started hearing about this virus in China....

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2020, 08:36:38 AM »
His name is even hidden there...
Jews ≠ Zionists
Palestinians ≠ Hamas
Satmar ≠ SatmarHQ

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2020, 08:41:34 AM »
Or maybe it was the Cleveland Cavaliers,
so they could say they didn’t not make the playoffs this year

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2020, 11:11:59 AM »
OOOKk It was all Amazon. I was going to cancel my upcoming delivery of s/s tissues but now with people fighting over toilet paper I'm going to leave it and at this point I'm actually hoping it even comes.
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2020, 11:16:13 AM »
Dean Koontz did it.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2020, 12:51:51 PM »
the producers of Outbreak which celebrated its 25th year since release


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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2020, 12:55:13 PM »
the producers of Outbreak which celebrated its 25th year since release

Except that's the one movie you don't want to watch now.
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2020, 01:00:07 PM »
fwiu, that and contagion have seen a bump in streams and rentals

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2020, 05:39:00 PM »
Has anyone heard the 5g theory?

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Re: COVID-19 conspiracy theory Master Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2020, 05:39:27 PM »
Has anyone heard the 5g theory?
Please elaborate
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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