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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2020, 05:24:31 PM »
These Israel news reports on airline restarting service are just absurd. They search the latest schedules and decides that means it won't be pushed back for the 5th time.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2020, 05:59:27 PM »
These Israel news reports on airline restarting service are just absurd. They search the latest schedules and decides that means it won't be pushed back for the 5th time.
Just like the reports that all United flights were being cancelled because they were zeroed out...

The Israeli quarantine laws currently expire on may 6th and have yet to be extended. So delta resuming flights on may 8th is very possible.

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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2020, 06:03:46 PM »
Just like the reports that all United flights were being cancelled because they were zeroed out...
People don't know how to read, nor how to figure out the facts based on history.

The Israeli quarantine laws currently expire on may 6th and have yet to be extended. So delta resuming flights on may 8th is very possible.
shoutout to those who had faith in me and didn't pay 2k to fly a charter.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2020, 06:07:27 PM »
Just like the reports that all United flights were being cancelled because they were zeroed out...

Sorry that you had a reading comprehension issue, but I never wrote that.

Also, Globes had a report on BA starting 5/1. So much for that.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2020, 06:09:27 PM »
Sorry that you had a reading comprehension issue, but I never wrote that.

Also, Globes had a report on BA starting 5/1. So much for that.
"United appears to be canceling all flights to TLV" pretty close to it.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2020, 06:10:29 PM »
"United appears to be canceling all flights to TLV" pretty close to it.
Appears to be cancelling doesn't mean the same thing as are being cancelled.
Where did you guys learn English?

Never mind that just about every other flight that was zeroed was cancelled. When a flight is zeroed then it appears to be cancelling.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2020, 06:11:50 PM »
Appears does not be they are being cancelled.
Where did you guys learn English?

Never mind that just about every other flight that was zeroed was cancelled.
Because TLV works different. We know that, I said this countless times, when you are writing you expect them to be canceled, your readers do the same, and panic.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2020, 06:12:48 PM »
Because TLV works different.
Says who?
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2020, 06:15:56 PM »
Appears to be cancelling does mean the same thing as are being cancelled.
Where did you guys learn English?

Never mind that just about every other flight that was zeroed was cancelled. When a flight is zeroed then it appears to be cancelling.

To many of your illiterate followers this meant panic like idiots

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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2020, 06:18:28 PM »
To many of your illiterate followers this meant panic like idiots
Says more about our education system than anything else.

But for once instead of getting 100 comments where I need to say "read the post," 100 TAs got those comments and had a day in my life. And they've been harassing me ever since then.

Nunu. Not going to apologize for having readers that can't read.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2020, 06:20:10 PM »
Says who?
History. I said right away what I thought, and was quite accurate.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2020, 06:20:30 PM »
Only to about 600 panicked parents+++ who ended up paying nearly $2k for a OW.

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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2020, 06:21:46 PM »
History. I said right away what I thought, and was quite accurate.
If that was so accurate, which other airline zeroed flights to TLV during this crisis and brought them back?
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2020, 06:27:11 PM »
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2020, 06:32:17 PM »
Only to about 600 panicked parents+++ who ended up paying nearly $2k for a OW.

CRAZY.

I know one of them, I told a parent "ur crazy", u can fly  OW for 300-500 USD. Kid was scared not to fly with seminary, they were pressured to fly together. HIGHWAY ROBBERY.

My brother got a RT ticket on UA (TLV-IAD-EWR)  for 600. He will most likely refund the second half, meaning 300 for a OW.
Always praying for delayed baggage.

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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2020, 06:34:18 PM »
Says more about our education system than anything else.

But for once instead of getting 100 comments where I need to say "read the post," 100 TAs got those comments and had a day in my life. And they've been harassing me ever since then.

Nunu. Not going to apologize for having readers that can't read.
The point of your post was a heads up that United appears to be canceling flights, no? so what do you expect, if Dan thinks they're canceling flights, people trust you and will run to their TA's.

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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2020, 06:36:27 PM »
The point of your post was a heads up that United appears to be canceling flights, no? so what do you expect, if Dan thinks they're canceling flights, people trust you and will run to their TA's.
OK? And if they did cancel, that would have been the right more before all inventory was gone. Hindsight is 20/20.

Which is why I wrote appears.

Thousands of people had to pay $$$$$ for rescue flights from other locations.
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2020, 06:39:26 PM »
If that was so accurate, which other airline zeroed flights to TLV during this crisis and brought them back?
Why do you think UA ever zeroed out flights?
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Re: Delta to tlv opening May 8
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2020, 06:39:32 PM »
Sorry that you had a reading comprehension issue, but I never wrote that.


Do you not realize how many people in the Jewish/Yeshiva world rely on you for airline news and don’t really know much else. When you say appears to be cancelled and post it as breaking news it’s as good as united actually cancelling the flights.