Yeah, that's kind of the whole point of me bringing up Shmuel Kunda in this thread.
Written by a relative:
I am the mayor of New York York York York
Do I run it well
Oh yes, you said it
I tweet out one innocuous and simple comment
And somehow I get called anti-Semitic
But I'm the kindest person in New York York York York
I'll be remembered for my reformed bail
Yes he's the kindest person in New York York York York
Just ask the people who should still be in jail
Oh his honor, yes his honor
Is the title by which I'm known
Oh his honor, yes his honor
Keeps clashing with Cuomo
I am the mayor of New York York York York
I will prosecute every COVID hoarder
And if people dare to step out without a mask mask
They'll be summoned by executive order
Yes we'll shut down this city of New York York York York
Every museum and public landmark
NYPD will give masks to New York York York
In central, prospect, but not Boro Park
We're on lockdown, we're on lockdown
So no one will need the train
Oh this lockdown, the crowds in lockdown
The subways can't contain
I am the mayor of New York York York York
I help the hungry and I help the needy
We'll open food banks for all that need it
There shouldn't be too many more than fifty
Oh, I am the mayor of a powerful city
We don't need Trump's hospital ships
You are the mayor of a bored, bored city
Your hotline just overflowed with tips
Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor
You're hated by everyone
Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor
You're out in 21!