So far what I've taken away from the forums the past couple of weeks....
If I'm on my way to religious services and I'm stopped, I should say I'm just protesting.
If I'm on my way to protest after curfew, I should say I'm on my way to religious services,
@CountValentine is the only one who gets out, and do as I say, not as I do ואידך פירושא. זיל גמור. (Actually don't. It'll just be a giant waste of brain power)
Before anyone gets all high and mighty on me for not understanding, it was a JOKE.