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as useless as...
« on: June 09, 2020, 08:24:55 PM »
a screen door on a submarine.
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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2020, 08:25:42 PM »
shooting blanks with a silencer.
Small people talk about other people.
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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 08:51:53 PM »
this thread
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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2020, 09:33:01 PM »
most threads in the COVID-19 board
FTFY
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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2020, 09:36:55 PM »
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2020, 10:01:33 PM »
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Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2020, 02:09:45 AM »
Herring with no crackers/kichels

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2020, 02:16:19 AM »
telling your loved one you'll be there in one minute as you just "check" ddf for the first time that day.

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2020, 07:48:59 AM »
A phone without a charger

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2020, 07:51:40 AM »
priority pass

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2020, 08:04:22 AM »
Likes on DDF

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2020, 08:07:15 AM »
A two day rosh chodesh that falls out on Tuesday and Wednesday.




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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2020, 08:08:21 AM »
A bathroom without WiFi.

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2020, 08:13:56 AM »
A two day rosh chodesh that falls out on Tuesday and Wednesday.




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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2020, 08:14:19 AM »
A two day rosh chodesh that falls out on Tuesday and Wednesday.




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+1000
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2020, 08:15:08 AM »
Chin masks
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2020, 08:15:43 AM »
decaffeinated coffee

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2020, 08:18:28 AM »
a white crayon

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Re: as useless as...
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2020, 08:18:42 AM »
TSA
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-