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Dating Stories
« on: June 11, 2020, 04:46:10 PM »
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2020, 04:47:55 PM »
a friend of mine told me.........
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2020, 04:51:31 PM »
I'll start.

I dated a guy once whose car looked like a homeless person lived in it. The seat was cleared but the floor was covered in junk, the cup holders exploding in old tissues and crumpled up trash.  I had to sit with legs pressed against the door to avoid touching garbage.

While driving, he pulled out a bag of chips (none for me of course) and proceeded to inhale the contents of the bag. Upon finishing, crumpled up the bag and threw it over his head to the back.

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:19 PM »
I'll start.

I dated a guy once who's car looked like a homeless person lived in it. The seat was cleared but the floor was covered in junk, the cup holders exploding in old tissues and crumpled up trash.  I had to sit with legs pressed against the door to avoid touching garbage.

While driving, he pulled out a bag of chips (none for me of course) and proceeded to inhale the contents of the bag. Upon finishing, crumpled up the bag and threw it over his head to the back.
Please tell me this is fiction.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2020, 04:53:31 PM »
Please tell me this is fiction.

Oh how I wish it was.

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2020, 04:55:43 PM »
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2020, 05:04:53 PM »
There was once someone who had an office next to a womens mikva where I was supposed to pickup his daughter (he didnt want me to pick her up at her/his house, alright...) . the entrance looks like a shared entrance and you can turn right or left... depending on where the person is going...
First time in this area so I am really not familiar with anything & there isn't any business name signs or clear address either... so I arrive at this mikva building & I tell myself it seems weird that this building is his office.. no business name.. nothing.. So I go back into the car.. check my gps again, go a bit further & its a bank... I turn back around.. go back to the mikva building (At the time I didnt know it was a mikva obviously) & decide I'll knock & see what happens... This guy has cameras outside of the office, parking area etc.. As soon as I get out of my car he comes RUNNING!!! STOP STOP!! Its a ladies mikva!!!!  :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D that wouldve been disastrous had I knocked in "hi, im looking for ms..... I have a date".

LOLOLOLOLOL will never forget, shidduch didnt end of happening BH

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2020, 05:07:03 PM »
I think we need to put these in a poll and have an award ceremony DO
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2020, 05:08:10 PM »
I think we need to put these in a poll and have an award ceremony DO

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2020, 05:08:45 PM »
There was once someone who had an office next to a womens mikva where I was supposed to pickup his daughter (he didnt want me to pick her up at her/his house, alright...) . the entrance looks like a shared entrance and you can turn right or left... depending on where the person is going...
First time in this area so I am really not familiar with anything & there isn't any business name signs or clear address either... so I arrive at this mikva building & I tell myself it seems weird that this building is his office.. no business name.. nothing.. So I go back into the car.. check my gps again, go a bit further & its a bank... I turn back around.. go back to the mikva building (At the time I didnt know it was a mikva obviously) & decide I'll knock & see what happens... This guy has cameras outside of the office, parking area etc.. As soon as I get out of my car he comes RUNNING!!! STOP STOP!! Its a ladies mikva!!!!  :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D that wouldve been disastrous had I knocked in "hi, im looking for ms..... I have a date".

LOLOLOLOLOL will never forget, shidduch didnt end of happening BH

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2020, 05:09:39 PM »
can also go in dans deals magazine
At what point will the supermarkets not allow it on the newsstand
Please tell me this is fiction.

If you want to sell copies, fiction would work.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2020, 09:01:34 PM »
I'll start.

I dated a guy once whose car looked like a homeless person lived in it. The seat was cleared but the floor was covered in junk, the cup holders exploding in old tissues and crumpled up trash.  I had to sit with legs pressed against the door to avoid touching garbage.

While driving, he pulled out a bag of chips (none for me of course) and proceeded to inhale the contents of the bag. Upon finishing, crumpled up the bag and threw it over his head to the back.

I can't believe this is real, there is no way anyone would actually do that.

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2020, 09:11:10 PM »
Dating on zoom, and a huge bug crawls up the wall in back of her...
Make stuff happen.

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2020, 09:28:55 PM »
Dating on zoom
You had me here. Yikes.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2020, 09:33:07 PM »
You had me here. Yikes.
Lol are you sure it wasnt your imagination??
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2020, 09:45:39 PM »
Well, here's my most embarrassing dating story...I guess I should add some sort of tznius disclaimer to stop reading here.






Was going on a 1st date in the Mandarin Oriental NYC and got in the elevator to go to the lobby lounge. Drunk guy walks in behind us and asks if we're married, to which we said no.

Brother and sister? Nope.

Ohhhhhh, you're a ******, I'm in room 1423, come to me afterward please!

She later said we'd have a funny story for the kids and grandkids one day...but that wasn't meant to be.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2020, 09:47:43 PM »
She later said we'd have a funny story for the kids and grandkids one day...but that wasn't meant to be.

Later on the first date?...
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2020, 09:49:12 PM »
Later on the first date?...
We went out on 2 dates :)
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2020, 09:50:45 PM »
We went out on 2 dates :)
Is that like a record?  :)
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2020, 10:03:02 PM »
She later said we'd have a funny story for the kids and grandkids one day...but that wasn't meant to be.
You still have a funny story for the kids even if you didn't marry her :)