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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2020, 04:45:56 PM »
A friend of mine decided to go horseback riding. Her horse in front of his (ik tznius issues and anyway not the best setup for conversation)
Anyway her horse got stung by a bee and bucked her off sending her flying his panicked and took off galloping .... planting its hoof square in the middle of her back....
Ended with many broken bones.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2020, 05:03:25 PM »
Kind of same thing, they both jumped up trying to snuff it out and ended up very much touching. But she didn't blame anyone :)
The Gemara in Sotah (21b) explains a chosid shoita as someone who doesn't save a woman drowning in a river because it's improper to look at her. How far this applies is up for halachic debate but anyone who wouldn't help a girl put out her hair when it's on fire is just an idiot.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2020, 05:11:50 PM »
The Gemara in Sotah (21b) explains a chosid shoita as someone who doesn't save a woman drowning in a river because it's improper to look at her. How far this applies is up for halachic debate but anyone who wouldn't help a girl put out her hair when it's on fire is just an idiot.
The gemarah in Sotah also says that כל המלמד בתו תורה מלמדה טיפלות so the girl who dumped a guy for saving her life presumably did not know the gemara about chassid shoitah
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2020, 05:15:19 PM »
The gemarah in Sotah also says that כל המלמד בתו תורה מלמדה טיפלות so the girl who dumped a guy for saving her life presumably did not know the gemara about chassid shoitah
I'm not sure what your point is.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #124 on: June 16, 2020, 05:25:32 PM »
I'm not sure what your point is.
How did your friends story end? Did he help her put it out?

(Reminds me of the joke/ story where a girl stepped into traffic on a busy Manhattan street and didn't hear him screaming spat the last second with a truck barreling towards them he grabbed her arm and pulled to safety  and she told the shadchan she was dumping him as he had touched her....)

This story. You were saying it would be idiotic not to help her. I was justifying why she would dump him for pulling her off the street
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #125 on: June 16, 2020, 05:26:58 PM »
This story. You were saying it would be idiotic not to help her. I was justifying why she would dump him for pulling her off the street

One doesn't need to learn gemara to have common sense

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #126 on: June 16, 2020, 05:28:31 PM »
This story. You were saying it would be idiotic not to help her. I was justifying why she would dump him for pulling her off the street
First of all, the story about the street is a joke. Second of all, if a girl dumps a guy for touching her when he was saving her from getting hit by a car, then she's an idiot, nothing to do with her knowing anything about halacha or any other limud torah.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #127 on: June 16, 2020, 05:35:20 PM »
First of all, the story about the street is a joke. Second of all, if a girl dumps a guy for touching her when he was saving her from getting hit by a car, then she's an idiot, nothing to do with her knowing anything about halacha or any other limud torah.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #128 on: June 16, 2020, 05:45:54 PM »
A friend of mine decided to go horseback riding. Her horse in front of his (ik tznius issues and anyway not the best setup for conversation)
Anyway her horse got stung by a bee and bucked her off sending her flying his panicked and took off galloping .... planting its hoof square in the middle of her back....
Ended with many broken bones.
THEY ARE BH NOW HAPPILY MARRIED!
to each other or someone else?? ;) ;)
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #129 on: June 16, 2020, 05:54:21 PM »
to each other or someone else?? ;) ;)
Each other 🙄
They got married despite a horrible date. If they broke the shidduch the story would be half as exciting
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #130 on: June 16, 2020, 07:35:50 PM »
Each other 🙄
They got married despite a horrible date. If they broke the shidduch the story would be half as exciting
i figured that’s what you meant I was kidding :)
But they must have really each other if they didn’t come out of that date in really negative moods
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Re: Dating Stories
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #132 on: June 16, 2020, 10:10:25 PM »
https://www.leagle.com/decision/196750254misc2d4481373
Talk about a bad date
Wow! Crazy story.

It's interesting to see them refer to a 16 year old as an infant
Minor would make sense but infant seems a little strange
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #133 on: June 16, 2020, 10:13:28 PM »
Wow! Crazy story.

It's interesting to see them refer to a 16 year old as an infant
Minor would make sense but infant seems a little strange

It took me til about halfway through to figure that part out. Was expecting there to be an emergency birth along the way...

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #134 on: June 16, 2020, 10:17:40 PM »
I was told that the following took place with the parent of a friend of mine be a few decades ago. The boy was supposed to go out with this girl who he wasn’t thrilled about, and just before the date he was told that another girl who he was very interested in had become available. He figured he’ll just act over the top and get the first girl to reject him. He gets to the house and and they offer him some cake. He says “cake? I LOVE cake! “They offer him some Pepsi and he says “WOW! PEPSI! My favorite! And so on during the date as well. After the date he gets a call from the shadchan who exclaims “What did you do? He thinks to himself oh boy, I really rubbed them the wrong way. The shadchan continues, “they loved you! The parents and the girl are so excited and looking forward to the next date!

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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #135 on: June 16, 2020, 10:31:23 PM »
https://www.leagle.com/decision/196750254misc2d4481373
Talk about a bad date
Very impressed that you managed to unearth this.

I just dont understand was how an "100% ultra orthodox girl spent every off day with a boy and another counselor...?
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #136 on: June 16, 2020, 10:34:14 PM »
Very impressed that you managed to unearth this.

I just dont understand was how an "100% ultra orthodox girl spent every off day with a boy and another counselor...?
She was afraid of yichud so she jumped off the chair lift but had no problem going with a boy to a desserted mountain top?
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #137 on: June 16, 2020, 10:38:39 PM »
It's an old joke, but it has to be mentioned on such a thread:

Intense girl is grilling the boy the entire date. On the way home, she continues her farher.
"Tell me," she asks. "What's the difference between din and yashrus?"
He thinks for a second and then answers.
"Mi'tzad hadin, I should drop you off right here. Yashrus is that I drive you home."

Reminds me of the shtark girl who asked the boy if he ever read Michtav M'Eliyahu. He said no, but he's probably watched the movie.
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #138 on: June 16, 2020, 10:40:39 PM »
She was afraid of yichud so she jumped off the chair lift but had no problem going with a boy to a desserted mountain top?
it wasn't deserted when they went
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Re: Dating Stories
« Reply #139 on: June 16, 2020, 10:42:58 PM »
it wasn't deserted when they went
Ok but most girls willing to jump bc of yichud wouldn't spend the day with a guy under any circumstances.

We can possibly be dan lkaf zechus that they were cousins 😉 but basis for lawsuit is a bit sketchy.
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