Did I mention that fireworks are illegal in the 5 boroughs of NYC?
So is cutting locks.

Quick story. Every year at my brothers house we would get hassled by the police. He had a parking lot adjacent to his house we would use. One year a got string of 5k. We threw a rope over a light pole to string it up. We called the police on ourselves. They didn't know what to do when they arrived. It lasted 10-15 minutes.
