Lakewood covid cases

[AsherO]

-1. I got results from CHEMED hours before they were in the portal.

I think he means CHEMED's portal. Just ebcause CHEMED gave you results doesn't mean it's in their portal before LabCorp's.

[Euclid]

Hearing of teachers (pregnant) in Lakewood taking off until they're fully vaccinated.

[coffeebean]

Hearing of teachers (pregnant) in Lakewood taking off until they're fully vaccinated.

Any update on the stillborn numbers?

[Euclid]

Any update on the stillborn numbers?

Still working on firm confirmation. However, I've been continuously hearing people ("on the street") talking about a big spike of stillborns.

[coffeebean]

Still working on firm confirmation. However, I've been continuously hearing people ("on the street") talking about a big spike of stillborns.

Why is it only street talk though? Shouldn't there be a massive announcement from every OB regarding this serious matter? Unless of course it's just a rumor.

[YitzyS]

Still working on firm confirmation. However, I've been continuously hearing people ("on the street") talking about a big spike of stillborns.

Indian chief is asked about the rain season for the coming year. Unsure what to say, he tells his people that there will be an increase in rainfall, which prompts them to begin an extra collection of firewood.

Wishing to see if he was correct, the Indian chief calls the National Weather Service, and he is pleasantly surprised to learn that there is indeed a big hurricane season planned. So he calls back the elders and tells them that his intuition tells him there will be terrible storms, and they begin unprecedented firewood collection efforts.

Still doubting himself, the chief calls the NWS back and is once again assured that the coming year will bring storms that the country has never seen.

“Are you absolutely sure?” he asks.

“One hundred percent,” the agent responds. “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy, and they are never wrong!”





Dude, the people on the street all get their news from DDF.

[Euclid]

Why is it only street talk though? Shouldn't there be a massive announcement from every OB regarding this serious matter? Unless of course it's just a rumor.

How would that work exactly?
 

[coffeebean]

How would that work exactly?

Lakewood Scoop?

[Euclid]

Indian chief is asked about the rain season for the coming year. Unsure what to say, he tells his people that there will be an increase in rainfall, which prompts them to begin an extra collection of firewood.

Wishing to see if he was correct, the Indian chief calls the National Weather Service, and he is pleasantly surprised to learn that there is indeed a big hurricane season planed. So he calls back the elders and tells them that his intuition tells him there will be terrible storms, and they begin unprecedented firewood collection efforts.

Still doubting himself, the chief calls the NWS back and is once again assured that the coming year will bring storms that the country has never seen.

“Are you absolutely sure?” he asks.

“One hundred percent,” the agent responds. “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy, and they are never wrong!”





Dude, the people on the street all get their news from DDF.

Should I change my username to Chief Euclid Walking Goose?

[Euclid]

Lakewood Scoop?

No, I mean there isn't a united group of OBs similar to the local frum physicians. Are there even any OBs that are part of the Lakewood community?

[coffeebean]

Dude, the people on the street are from DDF.

FTFY

[coffeebean]

No, I mean there isn't a united group of OBs similar to the local frum physicians. Are there even any OBs that are part of the Lakewood community?

I guess there's the answer, but DR. Shanik isn't on top of it?

[yitzgar]

Dude, DDF is the virtual street

FTFY

[YitzyS]

Should I change my username to Chief Euclid Walking Goose?

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[Euclid]

I guess there's the answer, but DR. Shanik isn't on top of it?

I think this would be something that only OBs, hospitals, and the chevra kadisha would know. They're usually kept very quiet.

[aygart]

Lakewood Scoop?

COVID doesn't exist on TLS.

[Euclid]

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Lol Euclid was actually Greek

So I guess in Columbus' thought process that could make him Native American.

[coffeebean]

COVID doesn't exist on TLS.

Well it's not a non Jewish store so...

[cholent]

No, I mean there isn't a united group of OBs similar to the local frum physicians. Are there even any OBs that are part of the Lakewood community?

Dr Surowitz definitely is

[Euclid]

Update on the stillborn talk: no confirmation from the doctor I spoke to, they said that they haven't heard about the stillborns ("hearsay at this point"); but they do know that there's been a 3x miscarriage rate - however the OB they spoke to doesn't have the positive tests to prove the correlation between covid and this spike of miscarriages.

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