Guys, this wasn't written by Berel or any of the by Talmidim there. Lubavitcher's don't refer to Chabad- Lubavitch as a 'sect'. Only the media does. Lubavitche's will usually refer to Chabad as movement. The guy who wrote this is obviously trying to make a mockery of something (that boys possibly say in Detroit), and is impersonating Berel.
@Cbs, how dd you find this?