Well, I took a short nap, and I awoke to see "ALIVE AGAIN." Dan also posted here that it's live, and JJ PMed me the same. So I clicked the link, and what do you know? It's not available.
Then something triggered my suspicion. On DDMS, it still says "ALIVE AGAIN," despite the fact that it hasn't been available for at least two hours now. Could it be, perhaps, that it NEVER was available, but Dan and JJ conspired to harass me into thinking it was??
I think it's time for a lawsuit.
I'm now waiting for my legal team to get back to me to let me know if I can still amend my lawsuit and name Daniel Eleff and JJ Eleff, as individuals and in their official capacity as moderators of DansDeals.com, as co-defendants in the suit.