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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2020, 07:48:55 PM »
Well, I took a short nap, and I awoke to see "ALIVE AGAIN." Dan also posted here that it's live, and JJ PMed me the same. So I clicked the link, and what do you know? It's not available.

Then something triggered my suspicion. On DDMS, it still says "ALIVE AGAIN," despite the fact that it hasn't been available for at least two hours now. Could it be, perhaps, that it NEVER was available, but Dan and JJ conspired to harass me into thinking it was??
I'm now waiting for my legal team to get back to me to let me know if I can still amend my lawsuit and name Daniel Eleff and JJ Eleff, as individuals and in their official capacity as moderators of DansDeals.com, as co-defendants in the suit.
I think they'll have many witnesses against you ;)
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2020, 07:51:03 PM »
I think they'll have many witnesses against you ;)
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2020, 07:54:27 PM »
"SHOW ME THOSE BASKETBALLS!!"
If it makes you any happier, it was listed as "Currently unavailable".
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2020, 11:01:34 PM »
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2020, 11:02:20 PM »
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2020, 11:18:31 PM »
If anyone needs inspiration

https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/favorite-dansdeals-decade-favorites-free-vacations-free-diapers/

I sure could use some free diapers about now...
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2020, 11:24:40 PM »
If anyone needs inspiration

https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/favorite-dansdeals-decade-favorites-free-vacations-free-diapers/

I sure could use some free diapers about now...
So I know this guy by the name of @Joeymc  ... ;)
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2020, 12:15:45 AM »
So I know this guy by the name of @Joeymc  ... ;)


@YitzyS where was this thread a month ago?!

I smell some firing in the marketing department...
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2020, 12:18:41 AM »
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2020, 12:22:42 AM »


@YitzyS where was this thread a month ago?!

I smell some firing in the marketing department...
Would've been so straightforward...

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2020, 12:23:08 AM »


@YitzyS where was this thread a month ago?!

I smell some firing in the marketing department...
Nah. I doubt anyone would buy their spouse toilet paper as a gift, even if they really need it. Same thing with diapers... I don't always see eye to eye with my marketing team, but I agree with them on this one.

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2020, 12:25:02 AM »
Nah. I doubt anyone would buy their spouse toilet paper as a gift, even if they really need it. Same thing with diapers... I don't always see eye to eye with my marketing team, but I agree with them on this one.
Maybe not as a gift but if they really needed it they would still buy it for them...
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2020, 12:35:10 AM »
Maybe not as a gift but if they really needed it they would still buy it for them...
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=68430.0

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2020, 12:36:31 AM »
The trick is to get stuff that don't go on sale and aren't part of DansWearhouse (website coming soon).😉
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2020, 12:49:45 AM »
The trick is to get stuff that don't go on sale and aren't part of DansWearhouse (website coming soon).😉
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2020, 07:55:57 AM »
Well, I took a short nap, and I awoke to see "ALIVE AGAIN." Dan also posted here that it's live, and JJ PMed me the same. So I clicked the link, and what do you know? It's not available.

Then something triggered my suspicion. On DDMS, it still says "ALIVE AGAIN," despite the fact that it hasn't been available for at least two hours now. Could it be, perhaps, that it NEVER was available, but Dan and JJ conspired to harass me into thinking it was??
I'm now waiting for my legal team to get back to me to let me know if I can still amend my lawsuit and name Daniel Eleff and JJ Eleff, as individuals and in their official capacity as moderators of DansDeals.com, as co-defendants in the suit.
The deal has been dead for more than 12 hours already, and yet it still proudly states, "ALIVE AGAIN," taunting me and giving me deep heartache every time a scroll past it. I'm compulsively clicking the link every 5 seconds, and I've developed  carpal tunnel, fatigue, PTSD, and I'm almost off the derech. I think the mods, fearful about the lawsuit, are trying to drive me to suicide.

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SHOW ME THOSE BASKETBALLS!!!!!!!!

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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2020, 08:41:42 AM »
The deal has been dead for more than 12 hours already, and yet it still proudly states, "ALIVE AGAIN," taunting me and giving me deep heartache every time a scroll past it. I'm compulsively clicking the link every 5 seconds, and I've developed  carpal tunnel, fatigue, PTSD, and I'm almost off the derech. I think the mods, fearful about the lawsuit, are trying to drive me to suicide.

YYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHOW ME THOSE BASKETBALLS!!!!!!!!

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Reminds me of a bochur wanting to play sports in middle of seder😂
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Re: If you can resuscitate one DEAD deal, which would it be?
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2020, 10:02:15 AM »
Amex churning, woof was that fun! Never mind the $$$$$!