What is the craziest thing you (accidentally) took past TSA?

[EliJelly]

Slingshot and rocks. Was deliberate, was a child and the TSA woman gave it back to me when no one was looking .

Mischievous kids become internet trolls when they grow older

[shlomoandtam]

Before taking the elevator up the Eiffel Tower security confiscated my corkscrew, but in the gift shop on the top of the Eiffel Tower they were selling corkscrews.

[jj1000]

Before taking the elevator up the Eiffel Tower security confiscated my corkscrew, but in the gift shop on the top of the Eiffel Tower they were selling corkscrews.

That's dangerous, you didn't buy it from us!

[Pittsburgher CB]

My back then, expensive wine (subjective)  that I must’ve forgotten when packing. Don’t ask questions. 😭😭

[~King Lake~]

2 bottles of banana liquor TLV.

When learning in yeshivah, luggage was overweight, took out the 2 bottles of liquor placed them in a bag of dirty laundry (!) I had with me, by security I put the bag of laundry under my sisters stroller (she happened to have been on my flight) and at the gate they checked everyone's bags for liquid, and they asked me to show them my bag (of dirty laundry...) they quickly let me through

[cholent]

I see that I didn't write what the item was. It was a challah knife.

I took a challah knife into the Kosel past the security checkpoint. It was the wooden ones that are in the challah board, may have been wrapped as well. I had gone straight from meah shearim to the Kosel and was carrying the gifts I purchased with me...

[Euclid]

I see that I didn't write what the item was. It was a challah knife.

Na, the TSA just knows that decorative challah knives are about as useless as toy guns

[Yo ssi]

Na, the TSA just knows that decorative challah knives are about as useless as toy guns

Till sourdough cane around and they improved

[moko]

Full set of binding equipment.
Drill, razors, tape, needles, etc.... no way they were watching the screen and let it go.
More recent...
Mapp gas canister w/ torch

[ushdadude]

Bullets.

My mil bought bullet necklaces in Israel and security there made her check her bag

[chevron]

I took open wine in btl on plane at tlv flying to europe. Was maybe 2017

I once had https://www.ebay.com/itm/265854462973 in my wallet.. didn't really remember it .. flew to NY and was at ATM and saw it I was like OMG. Gave it to a friend in NY

[aygart]

I took open wine in btl on plane at tlv flying to europe. Was maybe 2017

I once had https://www.ebay.com/itm/265854462973 in my wallet.. didn't really remember it .. flew to NY and was at ATM and saw it I was like OMG. Gave it to a friend in NY

I always wonder how hard it could be to sharpen the edges of these metal credit cards to be sharp like a knife.

[tov hashem]

Lighter, multiple times

[~King Lake~]

Lighter, multiple times

It's officially allowed...

[tov hashem]

Sorry, but it' officially allowed...

really, can’t someone fire the plan with that?

[~King Lake~]

really, can’t someone fire the plan with that?

I edited my post, see clickable link to FAA's website

[Yo ssi]

I took open wine in btl on plane at tlv flying to europe. Was maybe 2017

I once had https://www.ebay.com/itm/265854462973 in my wallet.. didn't really remember it .. flew to NY and was at ATM and saw it I was like OMG. Gave it to a friend in NY

Brought pocket knives countless times (by mistake), only had it confiscated once, when I put it once in the small tsa pre bin.

[Essen est zich]

A bottle of water. They took forever to look into my bag - to see what triggered it.
Almost missed my connecting flight in Heatherow to Israel.

[TimT]

I took a challah knife into the Kosel past the security checkpoint.

They confiscate things ?

I’ve walked right passed them without even stopping.

[yelped]

They confiscate things ?

I’ve walked right passed them without even stopping.

My friend was stopped once for having multiple knives on him. He did pass by before with them many times.