Author Topic: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales  (Read 728 times)

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Whole ch is plastered on these..

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2020, 08:02:14 AM »


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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2020, 08:08:52 AM »
Why now?

They were meant to go up before ST, but the guy was on a bender.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2020, 08:24:51 AM »


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So according to whoever wrote this up, it can be read to mean that drinking 16oz of vodka is fine.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2020, 08:33:00 AM »
So according to whoever wrote this up, it can be read to mean that drinking 16oz of vodka is fine.

16oz of zekts un neintzigger.   :P

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2020, 08:34:45 AM »
So according to whoever wrote this up, it can be read to mean that drinking 16oz of vodka is fine.

The “*) Approx. 4oz” footnote should have included the word “total”. You need real cognitive dissonance to convince yourself that each kelichke is 4oz.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2020, 08:36:27 AM »
16oz of zekts un neintzigger.   :P

That’s stuff you inhale, not drink. How many people do you know that could consume 16oz of that stuff in one sitting?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2020, 08:57:31 AM »
That’s stuff you inhale, not drink. How many people do you know that could consume 16oz of that stuff in one sitting?

On ה טבת תשמז I took 7oz of that in one standing. So I'm sure there are those who can take 16oz in one sitting.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2020, 08:59:28 AM »
The “*) Approx. 4oz” footnote should have included the word “total”. You need real cognitive dissonance to convince yourself that each kelichke is 4oz.

To some, a 5oz cup is a kelishke. If not filled to the rim one could argue 4oz.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2020, 09:01:16 AM »
On ה טבת תשמז I took 7oz of that in one standing. So I'm sure there are those who can take 16oz in one sitting.

How much do you remember after that?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2020, 09:16:15 AM »
How much do you remember after that?

Idk, but if he remembers it so distinctly 33 years later it must've been memorable.

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Idk, but if he remembers it so distinctly 33 years later it must've been memorable.

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2020, 09:33:15 AM »
What was then if I may ask?

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2020, 09:49:18 AM »
How much do you remember after that?

I clearly remember Davening mincha in a laying position on the floor of 770, and the sicha (not the content, but the actual fact and a memorable expression). Let's not get into what I recall after mincha.
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