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Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« on: October 23, 2020, 07:28:53 AM »


🤦🤦🤦🤦

Whole ch is plastered on these..

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2020, 08:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on October 23, 2020, 07:28:53 AM


🤦🤦🤦🤦

Whole ch is plastered on these..



Why now?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2020, 08:08:52 AM »
Quote from: AsherO on October 23, 2020, 08:02:14 AM
Why now?

They were meant to go up before ST, but the guy was on a bender.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2020, 08:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on October 23, 2020, 07:28:53 AM


🤦🤦🤦🤦

Whole ch is plastered on these..

So according to whoever wrote this up, it can be read to mean that drinking 16oz of vodka is fine.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2020, 08:33:00 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 23, 2020, 08:24:51 AM
So according to whoever wrote this up, it can be read to mean that drinking 16oz of vodka is fine.

16oz of zekts un neintzigger.   :P
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2020, 08:34:45 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 23, 2020, 08:24:51 AM
So according to whoever wrote this up, it can be read to mean that drinking 16oz of vodka is fine.

The “*) Approx. 4oz” footnote should have included the word “total”. You need real cognitive dissonance to convince yourself that each kelichke is 4oz.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2020, 08:36:27 AM »
Quote from: drosenberg88429 on October 23, 2020, 08:33:00 AM
16oz of zekts un neintzigger.   :P

That’s stuff you inhale, not drink. How many people do you know that could consume 16oz of that stuff in one sitting?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2020, 08:57:31 AM »
Quote from: AsherO on October 23, 2020, 08:36:27 AM
That’s stuff you inhale, not drink. How many people do you know that could consume 16oz of that stuff in one sitting?

On ה טבת תשמז I took 7oz of that in one standing. So I'm sure there are those who can take 16oz in one sitting.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2020, 08:59:28 AM »
Quote from: AsherO on October 23, 2020, 08:34:45 AM
The “*) Approx. 4oz” footnote should have included the word “total”. You need real cognitive dissonance to convince yourself that each kelichke is 4oz.

To some, a 5oz cup is a kelishke. If not filled to the rim one could argue 4oz.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2020, 09:01:16 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 23, 2020, 08:57:31 AM
On ה טבת תשמז I took 7oz of that in one standing. So I'm sure there are those who can take 16oz in one sitting.

How much do you remember after that?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2020, 09:16:15 AM »
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How much do you remember after that?

Idk, but if he remembers it so distinctly 33 years later it must've been memorable.
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2020, 09:18:33 AM »
Quote from: drosenberg88429 on October 23, 2020, 09:16:15 AM
Idk, but if he remembers it so distinctly 33 years later it must've been memorable.

Hey Teves Mem Zayin no one forgets.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2020, 09:33:15 AM »
What was then if I may ask?
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Quote from: Lurker on October 23, 2020, 09:01:16 AM
How much do you remember after that?

I clearly remember Davening mincha in a laying position on the floor of 770, and the sicha (not the content, but the actual fact and a memorable expression). Let's not get into what I recall after mincha.
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That’s stuff you inhale, not drink. How many people do you know that could consume 16oz of that stuff in one sitting?

A whole generation
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2020, 11:33:14 AM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on October 23, 2020, 07:28:53 AM


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Whole ch is plastered on these..


This is here because alcohol inhibits COVID?
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This is here because alcohol inhibits COVID?

It's the new method in Covid prevention. If they keep 'em sober, they can try to limit drunk spread.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2020, 11:41:41 AM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on October 23, 2020, 07:28:53 AM

Whole ch is plastered on these..

The whole point is to *stop* getting plastered
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2020, 11:42:30 AM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on October 23, 2020, 07:28:53 AM

Whole ch is plastered on these..

Someone put up one sign for Shabbos Beraishis and now they'll be doing it all year long
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