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    Chabad dictionary:

    • Bendel - "My bendel snapped so I can't get into my house. I'll use my old underwear to make a new one."
    • Bullshove - "I need to find a chavrusah I don't like so we don't just bullshove a whole seder."
    • Dib
    • Dish "Did you hear Mendel wore his hat and jacket into the Mikva this morning? Yea, he's so Dish." "Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here."
    • Farce - Did you hear that yeshiva doesn't allow bochurim to drink? Such a farce.
    • Farmer What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a farmer like my Tatty -Exgingi's son
    • Gan eden haelyon - I tried all yom kipur but Gan eden haelyon was too packed, I couldn't get in.
    • Gan eden hatachton - Let's grab some Kingston Pizza after seder, meet me outside Gan eden hatachton.
    • Gezhe "Don't you think Mendel and Sarah would make a great Shidduch? They really would, but Mende's parents would never go for someone not Gezhe"
    • Girsa - Come back to bullshove with me by iyun, I actually like girsa.
    • Hookup - At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770
    • Karkafta I'm not sure if he was Jewish, but we got the Karkafta anyway.
    • Kelishke - If your kelishke is empty on a Thursday night are you even Chabad?
    • Kvort  - How do goyim wash their kids hair in the bath without a kvort? (H/T Mendy Pellin)
    • Kvutza 
    • L'chatchila ariber
    • Magnet - Whoa! The magnet is strong in that Chabad House
    • Mashpiah - I'm not sure if I can, let me ask my Mashpiah.
    • Mechokek - I went so far on Tahalucha I got a massive Mechokek! Gold Bond was useless.
    • Mimush - OMG I can't believe you tied your shoes, I thought you were Mimush.
    • Mushroom - I bet Suite 302 would get an exterminator for all the mushroom fungus if they could.
    • Shpitz - He's so Shpitz he can shave.
    • Shvil
    • Snag - On Simchas Torah all the snags know where to come for a drink.
    • Tahalucha See Mechokek
    • Tankist
    • Teshura - "Are you here from the chosson's side or the kallah's?" "I'm just here for the teshurah"
    • Tolui b'hergesh depends who you ask
    • Tzfati
    • Tzugekumener - I can spot a tzugekumener a mile away.
    • Void - This whole thread is void.
    • Voidness - If you live in Crown heights you will be sucked into the voidness
    • Zal - In mesivta we had shuirum in zal, but in zal we had shuirum in classrooms.
    • Zeks un neintzigger - I don't always drink just 4, but when I do I make sure it's Zeks un neintzigger.

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+1, for real?

Correct, others call it by the simple yiddish word, "רעש-rash".

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+1, for real?
Who else dances 7 nights, goes on tahalucha, and then 3 times hakofos..

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #182 on: March 17, 2023, 12:33:46 AM »
https://twitter.com/hasidic_1/status/1636503625315893252

Without the picture, how many Lubavitchers would understand what is meant here with the word טעפל and not think that it's a reference to a potty?
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https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1683524201020366870

I'd say take out Lubavitch (and possibly Samarkand) and put Klimovitch (and possibly Kremenchug or Dokshits)
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I'd say take out Lubavitch (and possibly Samarkand) and put Klimovitch (and possibly Kremenchug or Dokshits)

Did you see my second tweet?
https://twitter.com/Squilled/status/1683524202874249238

I just threw some places up without much thought. Also, you're not bothered with my choice of name for Leningrad?

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Have to add, spent time in Prison.

Siberia, The Gulag, Otisville any of those work.
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Have to add, spent time in Prison.

Siberia, The Gulag, Otisville any of those work.

I actually had that in mind when I opened the doc to make it, and then the names just spilled out and I forgot.

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you're not bothered with my choice of name for Leningrad?

I actually did have a bit of a question about that, but figured it's very relevant to 5687. But probably if replacing Samarkand with Dokshitz then you can put it in place of Leningrad.
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What or where is "Poking?"

(I tried to Google it. Results included "Poking", an Eskimo Medical Practice in Northwest Alaska
and Where Shall I Touch? Vision-Guided Tactile Poking for Transparent Object Grasping, which
is about improving robots' ability to pick up transparent objects.)
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What or where is "Poking?"

(I tried to Google it. Results included "Poking", an Eskimo Medical Practice in Northwest Alaska
and Where Shall I Touch? Vision-Guided Tactile Poking for Transparent Object Grasping, which
is about improving robots' ability to pick up transparent objects.)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocking
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During the Nazi regime a side camp of the Flossenbürg concentration camp was set up in Pocking. After World War II the second largest DP camp ("displaced persons") in Germany was located in Pocking. In 1946 the camp housed 7,645 people, mostly of Jewish heritage. It was disbanded in 1949.
Many chassidim ended up there, including the rebbe's mother
https://chabadpedia.co.il/index.php/%D7%A4%D7%95%D7%A7%D7%99%D7%A0%D7%92

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What or where is "Poking?"

(I tried to Google it. Results included "Poking", an Eskimo Medical Practice in Northwest Alaska
and Where Shall I Touch? Vision-Guided Tactile Poking for Transparent Object Grasping, which
is about improving robots' ability to pick up transparent objects.)

Pocking, Germany. Was a DP camp with many Chassidim

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What in the world. He's always been dressing like that?

What did you expect? Do you think he made up this dress code in the 1990s or 2000s? That's not when the Hippie movement came about. He's just a relic of a certain period.
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What in the world. He's always been dressing like that?

He was born that way

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What did you expect? Do you think he made up this dress code in the 1990s or 2000s? That's not when the Hippie movement came about. He's just a relic of a certain period.
I need more background info on him. When/how did he come to 770? Etc.
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