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Chabad dictionary:

  • Bendel - "My bendel snapped so I can't get into my house. I'll use my old underwear to make a new one."
  • Bullshove - "I need to find a chavrusah I don't like so we don't just bullshove a whole seder."
  • Dib
  • Dish "Did you hear Mendel wore his hat and jacket into the Mikva this morning? Yea, he's so Dish." "Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here."
  • Farce - Did you hear that yeshiva doesn't allow bochurim to drink? Such a farce.
  • Farmer What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a farmer like my Tatty -Exgingi's son
  • Gan eden haelyon - I tried all yom kipur but Gan eden haelyon was too packed, I couldn't get in.
  • Gan eden hatachton - Let's grab some Kingston Pizza after seder, meet me outside Gan eden hatachton.
  • Gezhe "Don't you think Mendel and Sarah would make a great Shidduch? They really would, but Mende's parents would never go for someone not Gezhe"
  • Girsa - Come back to bullshove with me by iyun, I actually like girsa.
  • Hookup - At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770
  • Karkafta I'm not sure if he was Jewish, but we got the Karkafta anyway.
  • Kelishke - If your kelishke is empty on a Thursday night are you even Chabad?
  • Kvort  - How do goyim wash their kids hair in the bath without a kvort? (H/T Mendy Pellin)
  • Kvutza 
  • L'chatchila ariber
  • Magnet - Whoa! The magnet is strong in that Chabad House
  • Mashpiah - I'm not sure if I can, let me ask my Mashpiah.
  • Mechokek - I went so far on Tahalucha I got a massive Mechokek! Gold Bond was useless.
  • Mimush - OMG I can't believe you tied your shoes, I thought you were Mimush.
  • Mushroom - I bet Suite 302 would get an exterminator for all the mushroom fungus if they could.
  • Shpitz - He's so Shpitz he can shave.
  • Shvil
  • Snag - On Simchas Torah all the snags know where to come for a drink.
  • Tahalucha See Mechokek
  • Tankist
  • Teshura - "Are you here from the chosson's side or the kallah's?" "I'm just here for the teshurah"
  • Tolui b'hergesh
  • Tzfati
  • Tzugekumener - I can spot a tzugekumener a mile away.
  • Void - This whole thread is void.
  • Voidness - If you live in Crown heights you will be sucked into the voidness
  • Zal - In mesivta we had shuirum in zal, but in zal we had shuirum in classrooms.
  • Zeks un neintzigger - I don't always drink just 4, but when I do I make sure it's Zeks un neintzigger.

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2020, 02:50:39 PM »
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But not more than 4.

Nobody remembers anyone doing more than 4 of those.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2020, 02:58:08 PM »
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Nobody remembers anyone doing more than 4 of those.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2020, 03:11:42 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 23, 2020, 01:39:58 PM
Wow, is this also a Chabad only yiddish word?
How many of these words are there?
The only words that didn't translate when I went from a litvishe school to a Chabad school was Bo Bayom, Bekiyos, and Gehenom.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2020, 03:26:51 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 23, 2020, 03:11:42 PM
The only words that didn't translate when I went from a litvishe school to a Chabad school was Bo Bayom, Bekiyos, and Gehenom.

What’s Gehenom?

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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2020, 03:32:49 PM »
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2020, 04:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 23, 2020, 03:11:42 PM
The only words that didn't translate when I went from a litvishe school to a Chabad school was Bo Bayom, Bekiyos, and Gehenom.

How about Shtaygen?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #46 on: October 24, 2020, 08:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Dan on October 23, 2020, 03:11:42 PM
The only words that didn't translate when I went from a litvishe school to a Chabad school was Bo Bayom, Bekiyos, and Gehenom.
Interestingly, I've heard more about gehenom from Lubavitchers on this forum than in all of the yeshiva I've been in put together.
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« Reply #47 on: October 24, 2020, 08:55:24 PM »
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Interestingly, I've heard more about gehenom from Lubavitchers on this forum than in all of the yeshiva I've been in put together.

But only how we don't talk about it.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #48 on: October 24, 2020, 09:04:19 PM »
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This another one?

Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here.
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« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2020, 09:06:12 PM »
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Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here.

Oy, the voidness.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2020, 09:10:05 PM »
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Oy, the voidness.

Void needs to make a comeback, so long as it doesn't bring its surrounding culture with it.
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« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2020, 09:18:09 PM »
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Void needs to make a comeback, so long as it doesn't bring its surrounding culture with it.

There are days when I still hear HaRabi 4 part harmonies with shouts of, "Voidness!" in the background.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2020, 09:21:38 PM »
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There are days when I still hear HaRabi 4 part harmonies with shouts of, "Voidness!" in the background.

So you mean 5 part harmonies
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #53 on: October 25, 2020, 05:00:13 AM »
While we are on topic, does anyone know the origins of shmayankee?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #54 on: October 25, 2020, 08:31:09 AM »
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While we are on topic, does anyone know the origins of shmayankee?

You asking because you know or you want to know?
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2020, 04:53:54 AM »
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You asking because you know or you want to know?

I'm asking because I want to know


I've had shmayankee In camp, I'm curious how / where it started.

We want shmayankee!
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2020, 07:23:06 AM »
I seem to recall it comes from shmaya and yanky who were the "founders" of the show
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2020, 10:19:40 AM »
I remember hearing something along the lines, Berel Shemtov gave it as a nick name to shmaryahu gurary, and it came a camp shtick and cought on.
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Re: Re: Crown Heights as a COVID-19 lab
« Reply #58 on: November 04, 2020, 07:49:03 AM »
Thanks!

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« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2020, 08:53:58 AM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on November 03, 2020, 11:13:54 PM
I definitely have covid. Originally had a cold and small cough, now I just lost my sense of smell and taste. No fever the entire time. I'll probably have a positive result from the test tomorrow.

Can we have a rendezvous somewhere in Abia so can boost my antibodies?
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