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    Chabad dictionary:

    • Bendel - "My bendel snapped so I can't get into my house. I'll use my old underwear to make a new one."
    • Bullshove - "I need to find a chavrusah I don't like so we don't just bullshove a whole seder."
    • Dib
    • Dish "Did you hear Mendel wore his hat and jacket into the Mikva this morning? Yea, he's so Dish." "Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here."
    • Farce - Did you hear that yeshiva doesn't allow bochurim to drink? Such a farce.
    • Farmer What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a farmer like my Tatty -Exgingi's son
    • Gan eden haelyon - I tried all yom kipur but Gan eden haelyon was too packed, I couldn't get in.
    • Gan eden hatachton - Let's grab some Kingston Pizza after seder, meet me outside Gan eden hatachton.
    • Gezhe "Don't you think Mendel and Sarah would make a great Shidduch? They really would, but Mende's parents would never go for someone not Gezhe"
    • Girsa - Come back to bullshove with me by iyun, I actually like girsa.
    • Hookup - At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770
    • John Walker- I'm telling you, he's a John Walker Tzfati, he's never stepped foot in Israel.
    • Karkafta I'm not sure if he was Jewish, but we got the Karkafta anyway.
    • Kelishke - If your kelishke is empty on a Thursday night are you even Chabad?
    • Kvort  - How do goyim wash their kids hair in the bath without a kvort? (H/T Mendy Pellin)
    • Kvutza 
    • L'chatchila ariber
    • Magnet - Whoa! The magnet is strong in that Chabad House
    • Mashpiah - I'm not sure if I can, let me ask my Mashpiah.
    • Mechokek - I went so far on Tahalucha I got a massive Mechokek! Gold Bond was useless.
    • Mimush - OMG I can't believe you tied your shoes, I thought you were Mimush.
    • Mushroom - I bet Suite 302 would get an exterminator for all the mushroom fungus if they could.
    • Shpitz - He's so Shpitz he can shave.
    • Shvil
    • Snag - On Simchas Torah all the snags know where to come for a drink.
    • Tahalucha See Mechokek
    • Tankist - only a Tankist can go up to get dollars
    • Teshura - "Are you here from the chosson's side or the kallah's?" "I'm just here for the teshurah"
    • Tolui b'hergesh depends who you ask
    • Tzfati
    • Tzugekumener - I can spot a tzugekumener a mile away.
    • Void - This whole thread is void.
    • Voidness - If you live in Crown heights you will be sucked into the voidness
    • Zal - In mesivta we had shuirum in zal, but in zal we had shuirum in classrooms.
    • Zeks un neintzigger - I don't always drink just 4, but when I do I make sure it's Zeks un neintzigger.


Author Topic: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales  (Read 16064 times)

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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #80 on: September 20, 2022, 04:10:29 PM »
I'll bite. What the heck is a mushroom?

Like mushrooms, which are a fungus that can sprout anywhere, you have people (often extreme mishichist types) who "sprout" their unauthorized Chabad Houses. It's one of my favorite frum slang words

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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #81 on: September 20, 2022, 04:11:49 PM »
I'll bite. What the heck is a mushroom?

Anti-mushroom:



Meshichist mushroom:


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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #82 on: September 20, 2022, 04:12:47 PM »
Like mushrooms, which are a fungus that can sprout anywhere, you have people (often extreme mishichist types) who "sprout" their unauthorized Chabad Houses. It's one of my favorite frum slang words

Wow, that's almost as good a word as constipationist.
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2022, 04:13:27 PM »
Anti-mushroom:

Does my son qualify? He hates Mushrooms!
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #84 on: September 20, 2022, 04:13:49 PM »
Wow, that's almost as good a word as constipationist.
Is this now the trigger @ExGingi thread?
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #85 on: September 20, 2022, 04:14:15 PM »
Wow, that's almost as good a word as constipationist.

Mushrooms help avoid constipation. (do they?)
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #86 on: September 20, 2022, 04:14:27 PM »
Does my son qualify? He hates Mushrooms!
Is he married to a Cunin?
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2022, 04:15:25 PM »
Is he married to a Cunin?

Not that I know of. He had a Cunin as a teacher last year.
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2022, 04:18:20 PM »
There should seriously be a wikified dictionary here
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #89 on: September 20, 2022, 04:22:03 PM »
There should seriously be a wikified dictionary here

Oh heck no. I'm probably already on some sort of hit list for revealing mushroom. If you ever ask about The Magnet, I can't imagine what they'll do to me

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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #90 on: September 20, 2022, 04:24:49 PM »
If you ever ask about The Magnet, I can't imagine what they'll do to me

I'm surprised no-one ever tried to capitalize on it for clean energy. It's going as strong as ever.
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #93 on: September 20, 2022, 04:32:55 PM »
I'm surprised no-one ever tried to capitalize on it for clean energy. It's going as strong as ever.

There's nothing clean about that kinda energy :P
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #96 on: September 20, 2022, 04:42:53 PM »
Oh heck no. I'm probably already on some sort of hit list for revealing mushroom. If you ever ask about The Magnet, I can't imagine what they'll do to me

Turn you into a shpitz void farmer who drinks zektz un neintzigger from a kvort while wearing a bendel and pretending to be a dish mushroom?


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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #97 on: September 20, 2022, 04:45:05 PM »
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Re: Re: Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #99 on: September 20, 2022, 04:46:47 PM »
There's nothing clean about that kinda energy :P

The energy is clean! Don't you know that magnets draw the opposite polarization?

I guess you went to OT or some other Yeshiva where they don't teach science properly!  :P
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