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    Chabad dictionary:

    • Bendel - "My bendel snapped so I can't get into my house. I'll use my old underwear to make a new one."
    • Bullshove - "I need to find a chavrusah I don't like so we don't just bullshove a whole seder."
    • Dib
    • Dish "Did you hear Mendel wore his hat and jacket into the Mikva this morning? Yea, he's so Dish." "Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here."
    • Farce - Did you hear that yeshiva doesn't allow bochurim to drink? Such a farce.
    • Farmer What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a farmer like my Tatty -Exgingi's son
    • Gan eden haelyon - I tried all yom kipur but Gan eden haelyon was too packed, I couldn't get in.
    • Gan eden hatachton - Let's grab some Kingston Pizza after seder, meet me outside Gan eden hatachton.
    • Gezhe "Don't you think Mendel and Sarah would make a great Shidduch? They really would, but Mende's parents would never go for someone not Gezhe"
    • Girsa - Come back to bullshove with me by iyun, I actually like girsa.
    • Hookup - At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770
    • John Walker- I'm telling you, he's a John Walker Tzfati, he's never stepped foot in Israel.
    • Karkafta I'm not sure if he was Jewish, but we got the Karkafta anyway.
    • Kelishke - If your kelishke is empty on a Thursday night are you even Chabad?
    • Kvort  - How do goyim wash their kids hair in the bath without a kvort? (H/T Mendy Pellin)
    • Kvutza 
    • L'chatchila ariber
    • Magnet - Whoa! The magnet is strong in that Chabad House
    • Mashpiah - I'm not sure if I can, let me ask my Mashpiah.
    • Mechokek - I went so far on Tahalucha I got a massive Mechokek! Gold Bond was useless.
    • Mimush - OMG I can't believe you tied your shoes, I thought you were Mimush.
    • Mushroom - I bet Suite 302 would get an exterminator for all the mushroom fungus if they could.
    • Shpitz - He's so Shpitz he can shave.
    • Shvil
    • Snag - On Simchas Torah all the snags know where to come for a drink.
    • Tahalucha See Mechokek
    • Tankist - only a Tankist can go up to get dollars
    • Teshura - "Are you here from the chosson's side or the kallah's?" "I'm just here for the teshurah"
    • Tolui b'hergesh depends who you ask
    • Tzfati
    • Tzugekumener - I can spot a tzugekumener a mile away.
    • Void - This whole thread is void.
    • Voidness - If you live in Crown heights you will be sucked into the voidness
    • Zal - In mesivta we had shuirum in zal, but in zal we had shuirum in classrooms.
    • Zeks un neintzigger - I don't always drink just 4, but when I do I make sure it's Zeks un neintzigger.

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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #140 on: February 23, 2023, 11:32:37 AM »
Adding to Wiki: Hookup.

As in, "At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770"

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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #141 on: February 23, 2023, 11:38:59 AM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 23, 2023, 11:32:37 AM
Adding to Wiki: Hookup.

As in, "At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770"
Add the example sentence next to the word in the Wiki.
Should make one for each word.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #142 on: February 23, 2023, 12:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Dan on February 23, 2023, 11:38:59 AM
Add the example sentence next to the word in the Wiki.
Should make one for each word.

Did a couple
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #143 on: February 23, 2023, 12:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 23, 2023, 12:32:55 PM
Did a couple
But you already had one

Quote from: Yehuda57 on October 24, 2020, 09:04:19 PM
Dish mushrooms wear bendels, but we won't talk about void farmers and zal bochurim here.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #144 on: February 23, 2023, 01:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 23, 2023, 12:32:55 PM
Did a couple
And finished.

Feel free to change any.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
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Quote from: Yehuda57 on February 23, 2023, 11:32:37 AM
Adding to Wiki: Hookup.

As in, "At the CTeen shabbaton this week, Shluchim will show teens the hookup room in 770"


@Yehuda57

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I really hope I don't get fired for this.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #146 on: February 23, 2023, 01:22:26 PM »
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #147 on: February 23, 2023, 02:40:38 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on February 23, 2023, 01:06:19 PM
And finished.

Feel free to change any.

Not sure where you got the quote of my son from, but many are aware that my FIL told the Rebbe by Yechidus that he wants to be a (chicken) farmer.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #148 on: February 23, 2023, 02:43:42 PM »
Why is "A Dib" not on the list?
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #149 on: February 23, 2023, 02:46:06 PM »
Quote from: Essen est zich on February 23, 2023, 02:43:42 PM
Why is "A Dib" not on the list?
Only chabad uses that term??
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #150 on: February 23, 2023, 02:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Dan on February 23, 2023, 02:46:06 PM
Only chabad uses that term??

I only heard it from a lubavitcher.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #151 on: February 23, 2023, 03:03:17 PM »
Quote from: dm123 on February 23, 2023, 02:57:45 PM
I only heard it from a lubavitcher.
Who knew?

Quote from: Essen est zich on February 23, 2023, 02:43:42 PM
Why is "A Dib" not on the list?
Add it to the wiki, along with kvutza and shvil?
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #152 on: February 23, 2023, 03:11:59 PM »
Tzfati, Tankist, Tahalucha, Tolui b'hergesh
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #153 on: February 23, 2023, 03:22:00 PM »
l'chatchila ariber, Ya Sam Sapozhnik, Bittul Idyot, Zhid Davai Groshi, Mozhish Da Nye Khotchish, Taparu Da Plakhu, Chassid Utchyok, gey pish in Nevel

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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #154 on: February 23, 2023, 03:26:59 PM »
It's a wiki guys. Add them :)
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #155 on: February 23, 2023, 08:51:55 PM »
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Gan eden hatachton - Let's grab some Kingston Pizza after seder, meet me at Gan eden hatachton.
Maybe magnet room not gan eden hatachton (I hope)
On that note, can I rub in at the frierdiker Rebbe related that the alter Rebbes room was called heichal moshiach?
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #156 on: February 23, 2023, 09:32:47 PM »
Quote from: koplonko on February 23, 2023, 08:51:55 PM
Maybe magnet room not gan eden hatachton (I hope)

Probably meant to write outside (or next to) gan eden hatachton.
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #157 on: February 24, 2023, 02:22:48 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on February 23, 2023, 09:32:47 PM
Probably meant to write outside (or next to) gan eden hatachton.
It's a wiki people. You can edit!

(But yes, just as a point of reference)
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #158 on: February 24, 2023, 12:22:00 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on February 24, 2023, 02:22:48 AM
It's a wiki people. You can edit!

(But yes, just as a point of reference)

Apropos the wiki, I am no fan of Mendy Pellin, but I must admit that I am truly as puzzled as he is regarding that important question. Maybe @CountValentine can offer some insight (someone post an image of a kvort so he better understands the question).
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Re: Gezhe use a kvort as a kelishke for zekts un neintzigger, and other Chabad tales
« Reply #159 on: February 24, 2023, 12:24:05 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on February 24, 2023, 12:22:00 PM
Apropos the wiki, I am no fan of Mendy Pellin, but I must admit that I am truly as puzzled as he is regarding that important question. Maybe @CountValentine can offer some insight (someone post an image of a kvort so he better understands the question).
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FXR5S20/?tag=cl03f-20&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&th=1&psc=1
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