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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2020, 10:43:54 AM »
Dominion, that's what you're trying to achieve. This time with animals! They each have a lesson to teach, whether it's how to spit really far or what kind of grass tastes the best. It's a lot to keep track of, but you're like an elephant: you remember everything. And you're afraid of mice. You've taken up riding. Horses are intimidating; they say you can lead a horse to water, but you haven't managed it, so you're working your way up, starting with dogs. So far so good; the dog hasn't bucked you off yet. Your menagerie got off to a poor start, with just a goat, two rats, and the advisor who suggested starting a menagerie. You couldn't get that fox you wanted, but it was probably bad anyway. Now you've got some camels, which are just as useless for sewing as you'd been warned, and a turtle that can hold its breath for longer than anyone can stay interested. Soon the animal kingdom will be yours.
 

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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2020, 11:40:29 AM »


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You're invited to vote on whether this should be moved to the main funny-images thread.
 

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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2020, 11:41:53 AM »


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You're invited to vote on whether this should be moved to the main funny-images thread.
I believe a variation of it already appeared there.

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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2020, 12:08:15 PM »
It's not about the format but the joke.
 

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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2020, 12:08:55 PM »

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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2020, 12:43:54 PM »
So this is the key to understanding all of your posts. I guess that went over my head :P
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2020, 09:01:37 PM »
Quote from: rh3015
Every game by Prospero Hall that I have come across has had the round sticker seals rather than shrink wrap. It must just be their thing.
Quote from: Pahn
I wish more companies would do that.
Quote from: Sean F
Why? The box is subject to shelf wear and the stickers can leave a mark. God
intended for games to be in shrinkwrap! That's why most of my games are still in it...
 

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #37 on: December 15, 2020, 06:54:37 PM »
The apple and pear trees blossomed,
Clouds and fog spread over the river.
Out for a walk on the banks was Katyusha,
On the steep, sharp bank of the river.
Softly, softly, she walked along,
And remembering, she burst into song
About the blue-colored eagle, so brave and so strong.
About the one she is waiting for,
About the one whose letters she reads again and again.
Eagle, remember the simple girl,
Pilot, remember your promise so true.
Guard and defend the native soil
And Katyusha will be faithful to you!

(Song popular in Russia circa WWII, trans. Chaim Shapiro)
 

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Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #38 on: December 15, 2020, 07:44:22 PM »
The apple and pear trees blossomed,
Clouds and fog spread over the river.
Out for a walk on the banks was Katyusha,
On the steep, sharp bank of the river.
Softly, softly, she walked along,
And remembering, she burst into song
About the blue-colored eagle, so brave and so strong.
About the one she is waiting for,
About the one whose letters she reads again and again.
Eagle, remember the simple girl,
Pilot, remember your promise so true.
Guard and defend the native soil
And Katyusha will be faithful to you!

(Song popular in Russia circa WWII, trans. Chaim Shapiro)

Pretty random
Even for @Randomex standards

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Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2020, 07:11:09 PM »
Artillery men! Stalin gave the order!
Artillery men! The Fatherland is calling upon us!
From a hundred thousand batteries,
For the tears of our mothers!
For our Fatherland!
Fire upon the enemy!

(Russian military song from WWII era, trans. Chaim Shapiro)
 

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Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2020, 08:10:01 PM »
The apple and pear trees blossomed,
Clouds and fog spread over the river.
Out for a walk on the banks was Katyusha,
On the steep, sharp bank of the river.
Softly, softly, she walked along,
And remembering, she burst into song
About the blue-colored eagle, so brave and so strong.
About the one she is waiting for,
About the one whose letters she reads again and again.
Eagle, remember the simple girl,
Pilot, remember your promise so true.
Guard and defend the native soil
And Katyusha will be faithful to you!

(Song popular in Russia circa WWII, trans. Chaim Shapiro)
Artillery men! Stalin gave the order!
Artillery men! The Fatherland is calling upon us!
From a hundred thousand batteries,
For the tears of our mothers!
For our Fatherland!
Fire upon the enemy!

(Russian military song from WWII era, trans. Chaim Shapiro)
Sounds like Russian disinformation...

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2020, 08:31:08 PM »
The apple and pear trees blossomed,
Clouds and fog spread over the river.
Out for a walk on the banks was Katyusha,
On the steep, sharp bank of the river.
Softly, softly, she walked along,
And remembering, she burst into song
About the blue-colored eagle, so brave and so strong.
About the one she is waiting for,
About the one whose letters she reads again and again.
Eagle, remember the simple girl,
Pilot, remember your promise so true.
Guard and defend the native soil
And Katyusha will be faithful to you!

(Song popular in Russia circa WWII, trans. Chaim Shapiro)
Artillery men! Stalin gave the order!
Artillery men! The Fatherland is calling upon us!
From a hundred thousand batteries,
For the tears of our mothers!
For our Fatherland!
Fire upon the enemy!

(Russian military song from WWII era, trans. Chaim Shapiro)
@Randomex  Are you in the process of reading "Go My Son"?
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2020, 08:34:25 PM »
@Randomex  Are you in the process of reading "Go My Son"?
Trying to make sense of the randomness?

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Re: Re: Random Posts
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2020, 08:35:45 PM »
Trying to make sense of the randomness?
It just doesn't seem so random ;D
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2020, 11:09:06 PM »
@Randomex Are you in the process of reading "Go My Son"?

No, I just wanted to post those. I might also post "Wide Is My Native Country," having just discovered
that I can see page 30 on Google Books (my family's copy is missing everything before page 31), and
perhaps the then-new national anthem (both of which are most definitely Russian disinformation).