Randomex's Random Thread of Random Randomness

[YitzyS]

I don't know if people understand the gravity of the situation... we have a DDFer who got his own thread before he was even old enough to have an avatar.

Oy, the kids these days.

[Randomex]

(I saw the original post and chose not to respond.)

[good sam]

! This claim about history is disputed





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Really, though, that's not what happened. (You can check the percentage of
posts in that thread that are mine starting from my first recent post there.)

You're just a baby here and you're disputing my knowledge of history?

How would you explain this thread:
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=32128

[username]

Some DDF history:
There was a point in time when the Random Posts thread became a de facto dedicated member thread to the extent that a separate Random Posts thread had to be created for the general public.

No. Mesh started his own thread. For himself.

[Randomex]

You're just a baby here and you're disputing my knowledge of history?

Sorry, I misinterpreted the original post.

[good sam]

No. Mesh started his own thread. For himself.

Not accurate

[Lurker]

Can we please let sleeping meshugeners lie? And I for one am happy to have a Randomex thread, as well as have @Randomex post in the general random threads. I think this thread should be saved for the obscure randomness. There's plenty of random to go around.

[Randomex]

Someone pointed out that this was similar:



Someone else then recolored the second image:

[Randomex]

Coaching Football For Dummies on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Coaching-Football-Dummies-National-Alliance/dp/B00OQU88I6

[Randomex]

"In Metallica they don’t say: “I love you”. They say: “Gimme fue, gimme fay, gimme dawishadesai!”, and I just think that’s beautiful!"

[Randomex]

Dominion, that's what you're trying to achieve. This time with animals! They each have a lesson to teach, whether it's how to spit really far or what kind of grass tastes the best. It's a lot to keep track of, but you're like an elephant: you remember everything. And you're afraid of mice. You've taken up riding. Horses are intimidating; they say you can lead a horse to water, but you haven't managed it, so you're working your way up, starting with dogs. So far so good; the dog hasn't bucked you off yet. Your menagerie got off to a poor start, with just a goat, two rats, and the advisor who suggested starting a menagerie. You couldn't get that fox you wanted, but it was probably bad anyway. Now you've got some camels, which are just as useless for sewing as you'd been warned, and a turtle that can hold its breath for longer than anyone can stay interested. Soon the animal kingdom will be yours.

[Randomex]

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You're invited to vote on whether this should be moved to the main funny-images thread.

[YitzyS]

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You're invited to vote on whether this should be moved to the main funny-images thread.

I believe a variation of it already appeared there.

[Randomex]

It's not about the format but the joke.

[Randomex]

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1336109177303789568

[aygart]

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1336109177303789568

So this is the key to understanding all of your posts. I guess that went over my head

[Randomex]

Every game by Prospero Hall that I have come across has had the round sticker seals rather than shrink wrap. It must just be their thing.

I wish more companies would do that.

Why? The box is subject to shelf wear and the stickers can leave a mark. God
intended for games to be in shrinkwrap! _{That's why most of my games are still in it...}

[Randomex]

The apple and pear trees blossomed,
Clouds and fog spread over the river.
Out for a walk on the banks was Katyusha,
On the steep, sharp bank of the river.
Softly, softly, she walked along,
And remembering, she burst into song
About the blue-colored eagle, so brave and so strong.
About the one she is waiting for,
About the one whose letters she reads again and again.
Eagle, remember the simple girl,
Pilot, remember your promise so true.
Guard and defend the native soil
And Katyusha will be faithful to you!

(Song popular in Russia circa WWII, trans. Chaim Shapiro)

[Jellybelly]

The apple and pear trees blossomed,
Clouds and fog spread over the river.
Out for a walk on the banks was Katyusha,
On the steep, sharp bank of the river.
Softly, softly, she walked along,
And remembering, she burst into song
About the blue-colored eagle, so brave and so strong.
About the one she is waiting for,
About the one whose letters she reads again and again.
Eagle, remember the simple girl,
Pilot, remember your promise so true.
Guard and defend the native soil
And Katyusha will be faithful to you!

(Song popular in Russia circa WWII, trans. Chaim Shapiro)

Pretty random
Even for @Randomex standards

[Randomex]

Artillery men! Stalin gave the order!
Artillery men! The Fatherland is calling upon us!
From a hundred thousand batteries,
For the tears of our mothers!
For our Fatherland!
Fire upon the enemy!

(Russian military song from WWII era, trans. Chaim Shapiro)