What your saying is that being an adult: i.e. being willing to take a risk and show up ad an individual in the context of GD, is a failed relationship. so you have no altetnative other than to "do as your told". That's really sad.
Thanks for putting words in my mouth, so let me clarify.
As you mentioned before, Hashem, being infinite, and us, being finite, have no logical way to connect and have a relationship. In fact for a finite being to have a relationship with the infinite is a logical absurdity. Now being that G-d is beyond the finite and beyond the infinite as well, He therefore has the ability to establish such a relationship IN SPITE of it being logically absurd (he is beyond logic as well).
Now, being that this relationship is something the HE initiated, it has to happen on HIS standards, the way HE set it in the Torah. Any relationship based on our finite "feelings" is by definition a failed relationship because it is a finite relationship based on finite "feelings".