It doesn't count if you stick it in just shmooze
Oh, let's avoid the place where it will get the most exposure from people who are most likely to want to take advantage. Why? Because ordinance #241b section c4.319 notes that a money saving deal must not be posted in a board labeled as "Just Shmooze," et al, even if it's the place where actual thinking people would want it posted.
I think you can run for public office.