After the Senate trial, Trump is barred from holding any future political office, and attendance at his rallies dwindles. Without his former fans, he feels rejected and disconsolate. Inspired by the love and warmth in his daughter's home, he emulates her choice to convert to Judaism. He has all his properties kashered, and transforms some of his resorts and golf courses to yeshivas, maternity hotels for new mothers, and senior citizen centers. His international properties become luxurious Chabad Houses. At Mar-a-Lago, he holds a weekly tish for his devotees, basking in the adulation and gratitude from the frum oilam. Unable to invite guests via Twitter, he posts on DDF under the username DonYadinAmo.
What comes next?