"Darn it, where did I write that darn password down!
Picks up phone:
"Hey, Joe. Do you mind opening the top right desk drawer at the office, did I leave a paper in there titled PASSWORDS?"
Biden: "Really?? You forgot your personal passwords note here in the oval office?"
Trump: "Look Joe, I was sooo busy packing all those top classified docs, who could've remember that personal note in the drawer.."