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If Trump could tweet
« on: January 13, 2021, 08:24:09 PM »
I won this impeachment, by a lot! The most EVER for an impeached president!  Wild Bill got 223, King Andy a pathetic 127. We won a record-breaking 232 Legal Votes in the House!  My impeachments getting bigger, better, stronger!

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2021, 08:57:22 PM »
I got impeached two times. Did you know that? Many people don't know that. Two times. They say it was the most impeaches, ever, they say. Most impeaches. The most beautiful impeaches too, just beautiful, you wouldn't believe it.

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2021, 09:13:36 PM »
WITCH HUNT

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2021, 09:13:55 PM »
PERFECT VIDEO

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2021, 09:15:06 PM »
LOCK HER UP
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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2021, 09:42:10 PM »
The official Wikipedia list of Trump Nicknames does not have a nickname for Mitch McConnel or Lindsey Graham. If we are joining Trump's tweet-writing team, I think we have to have a meeting and come up with suitable nicknames for those newly revealed RINOs.

No, deplorables?

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2021, 09:47:18 PM »
The official Wikipedia list of Trump Nicknames does not have a nickname for Mitch McConnel or Lindsey Graham. If we are joining Trump's tweet-writing team, I think we have to have a meeting and come up with suitable nicknames for those newly revealed RINOs.

No, deplorables?
{Email header here. I'm not good at it, but maybe @Yehuda57 can share his secrets in making a compelling email header}

So guys, for Mitch it's easy. All we got to do is change the first letter of his first name. *itch McConnel has a nice ring to it. Any ideas for Graham? How about Graham Crackpot?

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2021, 09:53:30 PM »
{Email header here. I'm not good at it, but maybe @Yehuda57 can share his secrets in making a compelling email header}

So guys, for Mitch it's easy. All we got to do is change the first letter of his first name. *itch McConnel has a nice ring to it. Any ideas for Graham? How about Graham Crackpot?
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Nice, I like those. Maybe we should do Graham Crackerpot, to make it more obvious? Or is Crackpot better?

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2021, 09:57:51 PM »
{Email header here. I'm not good at it, but maybe @Yehuda57 can share his secrets in making a compelling email header}

So guys, for Mitch it's easy. All we got to do is change the first letter of his first name. *itch McConnel has a nice ring to it. Any ideas for Graham? How about Graham Crackpot?
Graham Crackpot's good!
He thinks Mitch is cowardly.  Maybe Mitchy Mouse? 

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2021, 09:59:39 PM »
Graham Crackpot's good!
He thinks Mitch is cowardly.  Maybe Mitchy Mouse? 
I like that! He even looks like a mouse, hehe.

BTW, it's been a full day since we sent out a "GET RID OF SECTION 230!". Please take care of this ASAP for POTUS.

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2021, 10:09:54 PM »
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Re: If Trump could tweet
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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2021, 10:14:52 PM »
Big difference between getting impeached for a very good reason and getting impeached because of partisan hacks drooling for revenge... democrats make it look like peaches are on a huge sale, or maybe even free...

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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2021, 10:17:53 PM »
getting impeached because of partisan hacks drooling for revenge...
Interesting that more people from the opposite party voted to impeach Donald Trump than Bill Clinton
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Re: If Trump could tweet
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2021, 10:20:48 PM »
Facebook has $55B cash on hand and $18B annual net profit. (A whole lot more than Florida does). They don't need Florida to hold their equity or debt.
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