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So I've been getting lots of requests for a thread like this, I suppose I'll try to give it a go. Most of my more interesting statuses are posted in places with terrible internet connections, and it's hard enough to put it on both Whatsapp and Instagram. But let's give it a shot and see how it goes.

If you want to see my statuses directly you can Whatsapp me a request to be added, see my contact info via my signature below. You can also follow me on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/morrishersko/, the stories are typically very similar to the Whatsapp statuses.


Author Topic: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread  (Read 119267 times)

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #260 on: July 25, 2022, 11:36:08 PM »
And the secret is out >:(

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #261 on: July 25, 2022, 11:46:26 PM »
We know from Dovid Ha'Melech's story why the spiders were created, we now know why tall people were created.

 >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D
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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #262 on: July 26, 2022, 10:57:39 AM »
*Do you need a wambulance?*

Chaim Eliav spent hundreds of pages with Mossad and Nazi conspiracies and whatnot, and all he needed was a tall guy to solve the spider's web?

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #263 on: August 04, 2022, 11:31:03 AM »






























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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #264 on: August 04, 2022, 01:33:40 PM »






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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #265 on: August 04, 2022, 02:34:01 PM »




Why the need to travel all the way to Iceland, we can see the eruption on top of the tallest mountain here in Monsey :D

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #268 on: August 17, 2022, 10:29:50 AM »








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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #269 on: September 06, 2022, 11:22:36 PM »
Wow, I read the Trip Report from the last trip on Ivelt, it’s amazing!

https://www.ivelt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57204

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #270 on: September 06, 2022, 11:52:38 PM »
Wow, I read the Trip Report from the last trip on Ivelt, it’s amazing!

https://www.ivelt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57204

Amazing is an understatement!! Humoristic and a ball of fun, this guy got some writing talent! I came across that TR and I figured right away that once he's finished with all his segments I'll copy/paste it here. Will definitely make a fun read here for those fluent in Yiddish. (pasting rather than just linking, not to bore those who aren't on Ivelt with the endless nonsense comments Ivelt is known for, despite being a treasure of information, knowledge and talent.)
 


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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #271 on: September 07, 2022, 06:29:03 PM »
Incredible TR. Kinda puts mine to shame lol.

Just wonderful writing.
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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #272 on: September 07, 2022, 06:32:47 PM »
Incredible TR. Kinda puts mine to shame lol.

Just wonderful writing.


Loses something in translation

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #273 on: September 07, 2022, 06:34:23 PM »

Loses something in translation

More like loses everything in translation.

On the other hand, Google translating the first post results in one of the funniest (and unpublishable) mistranslations I have ever seen.
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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #274 on: September 07, 2022, 06:39:09 PM »
More like loses everything in translation.

On the other hand, Google translating the first post results in one of the funniest (and unpublishable) mistranslations I have ever seen.


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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #275 on: September 07, 2022, 08:11:18 PM »
Incredible TR. Kinda puts mine to shame lol.

Just wonderful writing.
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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #276 on: September 07, 2022, 08:13:06 PM »
ווארט איבער מוישי. ער איז טאטאל צוריקט

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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #277 on: September 07, 2022, 11:16:46 PM »
ווארט איבער מוישי. ער איז טאטאל צוריקט

My father says this is the most accurate thing he's seen in a trip report yet.
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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #278 on: September 21, 2022, 02:13:39 PM »
On the other hand, Google translating the first post results in one of the funniest (and unpublishable) mistranslations I have ever seen.

IDK. I gave up after a few lines trying to read the translation, as it seems like I'm trying to decipher Icelandic. The Yiddish writing (albeit Williamsburg style, but with some good zest and not too Anglicized) is definitely amazing. This guy has talent!!!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Something Fishy's Whatsapp Status Master Thread
« Reply #279 on: September 25, 2022, 02:21:35 PM »




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