Mochers Magazine

[AsherO]

There should be proof soon and this being real.
We got in touch 🤣

Hopefully you have bigger aspirations that this DOA/dud for #DDM

[Definitions]

Ha I was reading the title as Mocher as in a seller and thinking what's the big deal.

Even if it's pronounced macher I don't see what the big fuss is. It's a little out of the box nu nu. It's not that far off from other trends. The only thing that's weird is that I don't think a sterotypical macher is into luxury things.

[Something Fishy]

OMG it's actually real





HT @yehuda

[justaregularguy]

OMG it's actually real





HT @yehuda

🤮🤮🤮

[Joel]

OMG it's actually real





HT @yehuda

Friend subscribed a while ago online he hasn't received anything

[@Yehuda]

Friend subscribed a while ago online he hasn't received anything

You have to know the EIC to get a copy this fast. 

[stooges44]

I cannot believe it’s really real!

It's the one Jewish magazine that there's no question that you can read in the bathroom fully

[yelped]

I cannot believe it’s really real!

It's the one Jewish magazine that there's no question that you can read in the bathroom fully

If that. Seems muktza machmas mius to me.

🤮🤮🤮

[aygart]

If that. Seems muktza machmas mius to me.

seems more like a graf shel re'i.

[Jellybelly]

OMG it's actually real





HT @yehuda

Has anyone read it?
I’m somewhat hopeful that the whole point is to make laytzanus of all the running after gashmiyus

[Yehuda57]

Has anyone read it?
I’m somewhat hopeful that the whole point is to make laytzanus of all the running after gashmiyus

That's for certain. The question is who is in on the joke

[justaregularguy]

My prediction is ppl will be interested in the first issue bc it’s new and then everyone will forget about it.
What r they gonna talk about in the next issue? How to shwarma? It’s stupid
What does it even mean “ways to update your matziv”? What’s your matziv?

[Yehudaa]

Who are the writers/editors?

[Yehuda57]

My prediction is ppl will be interested in the first issue bc it’s new and then everyone will forget about it.
What r they gonna talk about in the next issue? How to shwarma? It’s stupid
What does it even mean “ways to update your matziv”? What’s your matziv?

The whole thing is bgeder

[gozalim]

Has anyone read it?
I’m somewhat hopeful that the whole point is to make laytzanus of all the running after gashmiyus

poe's law

[aygart]

Has anyone read it?
I’m somewhat hopeful that the whole point is to make laytzanus of all the running after gashmiyus

On the one hand, if I were to make a parody magazine in this genre it would look pretty similar to this. On the other hand, this is so similar to some of the magazines for women that are already out there, and I mean ones that are not considered to be "far out".

Note the 2 closed gemoras while the third guy is apparently too serious about his cigar.

[AsherO]

On the one hand, if I were to make a parody magazine in this genre it would look pretty similar to this. On the other hand, this is so similar to some of the magazines for women that are already out there, and I mean ones that are not considered to be "far out".

Note the 2 closed gemoras while the third guy is apparently too serious about his cigar.

What women's magazine is even remotely comparable in cheap and hollow kitchiness?

[aygart]

What women's magazine is even remotely comparable in cheap and hollow kitchiness?

They sprinkle in a kav chomtin to appeal to a broader audience. These guys will need to up their marketing too if they want to have a broad appeal.

[lubaby]

They sprinkle in a kav chomtin to appeal to a broader audience. These guys will need to up their marketing too if they want to have a broad appeal.

Paging @YitzyS for tips on finding a great marketing team.

[YitzyS]

Paging @YitzyS for tips on finding a great marketing team.

As a consultant for the top magazine in this field, I think it may be a conflict of interest for me to advise these wannabees.