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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2021, 01:00:47 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #61 on: March 14, 2021, 01:15:55 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.


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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #62 on: March 14, 2021, 01:22:33 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.


Where's the silver atarah?  :)

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #63 on: March 14, 2021, 01:24:41 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.


I am looking forward to the rabainu taam swimsuit edition! I wonder who will get centerfold

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #64 on: March 14, 2021, 01:46:53 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.


And I get flack for supporting the poskim who stand behind the BP Eiruv?  ;D

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2021, 02:18:02 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.


@Yehuda57 come up with the words for the Chabad version of this and we'll work on getting @Something Fishy to photoshop it.
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2021, 02:48:08 PM »
Need I make two, one for gezhe and one for tzugekumeners
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2021, 02:50:10 PM »
@Yehuda57 come up with the words for the Chabad version of this and we'll work on getting @Something Fishy to photoshop it.

Name suggestions:

Ferkakter magazine
Gezh mag
CH Alleyways
A.L.A.Y.S.Y.F. - bonus points if you can decipher this one
Something else?

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2021, 02:51:43 PM »
Need I make two, one for gezhe and one for tzugekumeners

You can reuse the context, just need tzugekumener replacements for Nevel and Zeks-un-neintziker

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2021, 02:58:47 PM »
I think they're neglecting their highest demographic, so I'll swoop in with a mag of my own.



Epic!!!!

I have ready מעות קדימה for it!

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2021, 03:03:30 PM »
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2021, 03:15:24 PM »
Where's the silver atarah?  :)
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2021, 03:29:59 PM »
Post a selfie of you at the koisel and you have a chance.

First he has to make it to Israel, or it’ll be photoshopped...

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2021, 03:46:54 PM »
Farby
The magazine for grob yung with enough Yiddish to excuse it.

Gezhe lab: Getting a more exotic place for Merkos Shlichus
Food: How to Bein; where to find that new Asian food people are suddenly into
Drinks: saying good by to Glen; what is tequila and what's the maase with the limes?
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2021, 03:51:54 PM »
Farby
The magazine for grob yung with enough Yiddish to excuse it.

Gezhe lab: Getting a more exotic place for Merkos Shlichus
Food: How to Bein; where to find that new Asian food people are suddenly into
Drinks: saying good by to Glen; what is tequila and what's the maase with the limes?
Style: what your scarf says about you

Tzugekumener 101:
Backpacks and other BT dead giveaways

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now we just need a cover pic.
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2021, 03:54:25 PM »
;D ;D ;D ;D

Now we just need a cover pic.

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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2021, 03:54:50 PM »
Farby
The magazine for grob yung with enough Yiddish to excuse it.

Gezhe lab: Getting a more exotic place for Merkos Shlichus
Food: How to Bein; where to find that new Asian food people are suddenly into
Drinks: saying good by to Glen; what is tequila and what's the maase with the limes?
Style: what your scarf says about you

Tzugekumener 101:
Backpacks and other BT dead giveaways

No puns about hitting a snag?

Tut, tut.
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #77 on: March 14, 2021, 03:54:56 PM »
Farby
The magazine for grob yung with enough Yiddish to excuse it.

Gezhe lab: Getting a more exotic place for Merkos Shlichus
Food: How to Bein; where to find that new Asian food people are suddenly into
Drinks: saying good by to Glen; what is tequila and what's the maase with the limes?
Style: what your scarf says about you

Tzugekumener 101:
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #78 on: March 14, 2021, 05:03:15 PM »
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The magazine for grob yung with enough Yiddish to excuse it.

Gezhe lab: Getting a more exotic place for Merkos Shlichus
Food: How to Bein; where to find that new Asian food people are suddenly into
Drinks: saying good by to Glen; what is tequila and what's the maase with the limes?
Style: what your scarf says about you

Tzugekumener 101:
Backpacks and other BT dead giveaways

Shpitz Style: reclaiming shleikus
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Re: Mochers Magazine
« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2021, 05:16:21 PM »
Shpitz Style: reclaiming shleikus

That’s part of the hasid or hipster feature, together with vests, funky glasses, small-brimmed fedoras, two-tone patent leather shoes, etc.