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DDF Clichés And Tropes
« on: March 05, 2021, 09:51:24 AM »
There are some jokes that have been used so many times on DDF that they are about as burn out as Toasted's avatar. I'm attempting to make a list, please help out by adding your own...
« Last Edit: April 27, 2021, 01:48:05 PM by Dan »

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2021, 09:52:28 AM »
There's the "this guy" gag, now with its own thread

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2021, 09:53:31 AM »
There are the 670 versions of the joke in which one confuses Dan with Benny Friedman

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2021, 09:54:14 AM »
Something Fishy is 415 feet tall, and its numerous versions.

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2021, 09:58:58 AM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2021, 10:15:13 AM »
Hmm, where have I seen such a list recently

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1) Must use any chance you get to make a "this guy" joke.
2) Must make a Dan/Benny joke at every opportunity
3) Must make UPS Method joke at any mention of UPS.

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2021, 10:18:23 AM »
Sooper seekrit
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2021, 10:20:39 AM »
It is to my extreme relief that nobody posted "YitzyS liking likes" yet. Maybe there's hope...

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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2021, 10:21:22 AM »
It is to my extreme relief that nobody posted "YitzyS liking likes" yet. Maybe there's hope...

I thought that was implied by you creating this thread...
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2021, 10:22:01 AM »
I thought that was implied by you creating this thread...
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2021, 10:22:38 AM »
Likes on my posts in this thread so far: 0

LOL! That's more a sign of failure than intent  ;)
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2021, 10:25:57 AM »
LOL! That's more a sign of failure than intent  ;)
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2021, 10:30:16 AM »
It is to my extreme relief that nobody posted "YitzyS liking likes" yet. Maybe there's hope...
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2021, 10:31:24 AM »
I DON'T CARE ABOUT LIKES! I REALLY, TRULY DON'T! I was driven by nostalgia alone to start this thread. OKAY?


On a completely unrelated topic... maybe after Shabbosabba, etech0, and S209 see this I may have some likes. They are usually very kind and generous.

From context it’s pretty obvious that @Lurker pity-liked this post...
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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2021, 10:34:36 AM »
It is to my extreme relief that nobody posted "YitzyS liking likes" yet. Maybe there's hope...

Everyone giving @YitzyS a hard time about his like of likes.
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2021, 10:34:50 AM »
Jokes about +1k and Dan’s lastname
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2021, 10:37:41 AM »
From context it’s pretty obvious that @Lurker pity-liked this post...
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2021, 10:42:11 AM »
hasn't been referenced in a while, but
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Re: DDF Clichés Roundup
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2021, 10:50:55 AM »
For the DDF OG crowd: Thomy’s
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