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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #100 on: December 02, 2021, 12:18:49 AM »
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #101 on: January 09, 2022, 06:42:44 PM »
Comment on DDMS: What's the chance of...

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #102 on: January 09, 2022, 07:18:50 PM »
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This is off topic :P
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #103 on: January 09, 2022, 07:20:03 PM »
This is off topic :P
But I posted a price!

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #104 on: January 09, 2022, 07:41:34 PM »
But I posted a price!

Here’s my counter-offer:

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/kidding
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #105 on: January 09, 2022, 08:17:25 PM »
Here’s my counter-offer:

Please be advised, initial violations of rule 11 are subject to a one week ban, with subsequent repeated offenses subject to additional and more extreme measures.

/kidding


Such threats are tantamount to harassment, as the ability to garner likes is a basic human right. As such...





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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #106 on: January 09, 2022, 08:22:57 PM »

Such threats are tantamount to harassment, as the ability to garner likes is a basic human right. As such...






This will get thrown out of court as both plaintiff’s and defendant’s names are missing honorifics :P
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #107 on: January 09, 2022, 08:24:14 PM »
This will get thrown out of court as both plaintiff’s and defendant’s names are missing honorifics :P
It was the best I can do. You know how much professional lawyers are charging these days? The cheapest quote I got was 150 likes/hour!

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #108 on: January 09, 2022, 08:25:32 PM »

Such threats are tantamount to harassment, as the ability to garner likes is a basic human right. As such...


How could you check the box for a jury trial if when it comes to like obsession you have no peers?

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #109 on: January 09, 2022, 08:25:58 PM »
It was the best I can do. You know how much professional lawyers are charging these days? The cheapest quote I got was 150 likes/hour!
Well, they gotta feed their kids ya know?
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #110 on: January 09, 2022, 08:26:22 PM »
It was the best I can do. You know how much professional lawyers are charging these days? The cheapest quote I got was 150 likes/hour!

There are botnets that can generate several orders of magnitude more likes within that timeframe.
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #111 on: January 09, 2022, 08:34:01 PM »
How could you check the box for a jury trial if when it comes to like obsession you have no peers?
Really????

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #112 on: January 09, 2022, 09:02:54 PM »
Really????

My obsession lies in commenting on your obsession. As obsessed as I might be, I'm smart embarrassed enough not to beg

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #113 on: January 09, 2022, 09:30:31 PM »
My obsession lies in commenting on your obsession. As obsessed as I might be, I'm smart embarrassed enough not to beg

Living vicariously, eh?
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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #114 on: January 09, 2022, 09:36:04 PM »
Living vicariously, eh?

That I do with the trip reports in the south africa thread. Likes I'm doing OK with on my own, thankyewverymuch

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #115 on: January 09, 2022, 09:44:08 PM »
That I do with the trip reports in the south africa thread. Likes I'm doing OK with on my own, thankyewverymuch

That reminds me, I have one to write up.



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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #116 on: January 09, 2022, 09:52:31 PM »
That reminds me, I have one to write up.



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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #117 on: January 09, 2022, 10:40:24 PM »
That I do with the trip reports in the south africa thread. Likes I'm doing OK with on my own, thankyewverymuch

I meant for the begging, not for the likes :P

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #118 on: January 09, 2022, 10:47:42 PM »
I meant for the begging, not for the likes :P

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It's like I say to Amazon sellers, make sure your product is good and you won't need to beg for reviews.

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Re: DDF Clichés And Tropes
« Reply #119 on: January 09, 2022, 10:51:02 PM »
My obsession lies in commenting on your obsession. As obsessed as I might be, I'm smart embarrassed enough not to beg
It's like I say to Amazon sellers, make sure your product is good and you won't need to beg for reviews.
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