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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2021, 04:14:08 PM »
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2021, 07:47:35 PM »
with the fire in Lakewood Is it still burning?
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2021, 01:25:30 AM »

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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2021, 01:27:40 AM »
@ChapsTheMatzav ironically, you've skipped the thread you're needed in most.
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2021, 01:41:20 AM »
@ChapsTheMatzav ironically, you've skipped the thread you're needed in most.
If you Chap the Matzav you wont be wondering what the Matzav is...
Whether you think you can or you think you cannot, you're right.

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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2021, 01:56:49 AM »
If you Chap the Matzav you wont be wondering what the Matzav is...

This is Madden-esque.
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2021, 10:15:39 AM »
If you Chap the Matzav you wont be wondering what the Matzav is...
So you can tell everyone who is wondering
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2021, 10:26:33 AM »
Rabboisaay!!! Matzav and Matziv are two completely different dinim! Please stop funcusing the two zachen.

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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2021, 10:39:58 AM »
This is Madden-esque.
Gave this a like because
And even that was a tzedaka
I am not a sports-fan, which I assume is the theme of this joke. But if you can explain it without killing the frog, I would be indebted.

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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2021, 10:41:21 AM »
Gave this a like because I am not a sports-fan, which I assume is the theme of this joke. But if you can explain it without killing the frog, I would be indebted.

If you have any googling capabilities, look up John Madden. I think you'd really enjoy some of his gems.
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2021, 10:45:18 AM »
If you have any googling capabilities, look up John Madden. I think you'd really enjoy some of his gems.
Not bad! Here's a few from Google:

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.
Coaches have to watch for what they don't want to see and listen to what they don't want to hear.
When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.

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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2021, 10:56:09 AM »
When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
If you Chap the Matzav you wont be wondering what the Matzav is.

See? Fits right in.
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Re: What's the matziv?
« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2021, 02:35:50 PM »