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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1680 on: July 11, 2024, 10:18:32 PM »
(Should've been brown paint. Red and blue make purple.)
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1681 on: July 11, 2024, 10:23:24 PM »
if we are going to get technical it would be green paint. Red and green equal parts make brown, hold some of the green and you get maroon.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1682 on: July 11, 2024, 11:33:03 PM »
if we are going to get technical it would be green paint. Red and green equal parts make brown, hold some of the green and you get maroon.
(Should've been brown paint. Red and blue make purple.)

Save your off color humor for another website. ;D

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1683 on: July 12, 2024, 10:53:26 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1684 on: July 12, 2024, 04:27:34 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1685 on: July 15, 2024, 10:04:34 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1686 on: July 15, 2024, 12:18:41 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1687 on: Yesterday at 09:37:30 AM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1688 on: Yesterday at 12:07:34 PM »
Pity the US version is 11" and not 14."
Odd size decision for a chazzan siddur.

11" should not be allowed, only 14" is legal

The way I wrote it at first was "They only do the 14" for legal reasons"

Which is better? (worse?)