Ask a Lubavitcher Anything

[aygart]

What I said was abundantly clear. If you can't yell, "Mein zeideh hot gepished in Nevel" you ain't squat.

I guess clear to those who already know the answers. WHich towns can potentially qualify?

[AsherO]

DEFINITELY wouldn't qualify? Do you really think anyone can enter the exclusive club of purebreds by traveling to a said location and relieving themselves there?

That would nullify the entire premise of Gezhe!!! What kind of heresy are you advocating?

What about grandchildren of said Gezhe-freeloader?

[AsherO]

How long are the horns? Are everyone's uniform, or do some have longer ones that others? Does it hurt when they knock into things? Do those house-sized teffillin apply a lot of pressure to them? Do you ever have to trim them? Do they turn white when you get old?

Tie them in a knot under your yechi yarmulkah and the rest of the questions are a non-issue since nobody sees them or is blinded by your messianic puff paint.

[Yehuda57]

Will non-lubavitchers get canceled if they ask questions in this thread?

Can't cancel a never was

[Yehuda57]

What about a descendent of one of the Alter Rebbe's early chassidim whose ancestors didn't reside (or address their bodily needs) in? What about if someone's ancestors lived in Lubavitch itself and were Chassidim of the Tzemach Tzedek/Rebbe Maharash/Rebbe Rashab?

I can tell you first hand descendants of the Alter Rebbe himself are not gezhe

[aygart]

DEFINITELY wouldn't qualify? Do you really think anyone can enter the exclusive club of purebreds by traveling to a said location and relieving themselves there?

That would nullify the entire premise of Gezhe!!! What kind of heresy are you advocating?

ANd this is the supposedly inclusive chassidus? Rav Gifter ZTL said that anyone who touched the doorknobs of Telshe became a Telsher!

[ExGingi]

What about a descendent of one of the Alter Rebbe's early chassidim whose ancestors didn't reside (or address their bodily needs)? What about if someone's ancestors lived in Lubavitch itself and were Chassidim of the Tzemach Tzedek/Rebbe Maharash/Rebbe Rashab?

Please. Stop with this nonsense. The qualifications were made abundantly clear. There is only one way to qualify!!!

[Dan]

ANd this is the supposedly inclusive chassidus? Rav Gifter ZTL said that anyone who touched the doorknobs of Telshe became a Telsher!

That's because Telshe didn't serve kasha.

[Lurker]

ANd this is the supposedly inclusive chassidus? Rav Gifter ZTL said that anyone who touched the doorknobs of Telshe became a Telsher!

We'll include you, you just don't get premium elite founder status.

[ExGingi]

What about grandchildren of said Gezhe-freeloader?

The act of urination had to occur while Brezhnev was the Secretary-General of the Soviet Communist Party or earlier.

[aygart]

That's because Telshe didn't serve kasha.

Did you touch the doorknobs?

[ExGingi]

ANd this is the supposedly inclusive chassidus? Rav Gifter ZTL said that anyone who touched the doorknobs of Telshe became a Telsher!

What does gezhe have to do with chassidus? Some of the greatest Chassidim were non gezhe!!! RZP has a piece about "first generation Lubavitch".

[Lurker]

Did you touch the doorknobs?

There were no doorknobs in Lubavitch. Yekkeshe shtick. Doorknobs... smh. So formal.

[ExGingi]

Did you touch the doorknobs?

In the early days of COVID-19? Definitely not!

[whacked1]

This thread is pretty enlightening. Perhaps usernames can have a little symbol reflecting which users are purebloods vs mudbluds. It is imperative for others to know.

[ExGingi]

There were no doorknobs in Lubavitch. Yekkeshe shtick. Doorknobs... smh. So formal.

What about האלטן זיך ביי די קליאמקע?

[YitzyS]

Can't cancel a never was

If it wasn't a week before Pesach now, I would be deep in middle of writing a news article about how a prolific writer got canceled after implying that all non-Lubavitchers are nothings.

You should thank Hashem (the REAL one) for Pesach.

[Lurker]

This thread is pretty enlightening. Perhaps usernames can have a little symbol reflecting which users are purebloods vs mudbluds. It is imperative for others to know.

There are levels of dilution. Purebloods are exceedingly rare.

[aygart]

There were no doorknobs in Lubavitch. Yekkeshe shtick. Doorknobs... smh. So formal.

I am trying to figure out if @Dan is a Telsher! It would explain SO MUCH!

[Yehuda57]

ANd this is the supposedly inclusive chassidus?

Who mentioned anything about Chassidus?