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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3640 on: October 06, 2024, 03:17:51 PM »
Based on a hor'ah protis I assume.
IINM a whole family doesn't.
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3641 on: October 06, 2024, 03:21:15 PM »
IINM a whole family doesn't.
So I have heard.
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3642 on: October 07, 2024, 06:07:26 AM »
IINM a whole family doesn't.

Reminds me of a brisker joke
Brisker (allegedly) are makpid on pikuach nefesh so they don't fast on many taanesiyos.
So a brisker comes home on a taanis and sees that the breakfast table is set for two.
"Whats this?" he asks
"Breakfast", says his wife.
"why two settings?"
"One for each of us"
"But its a taanis" he says
The wife replies "so? We're machmir on pikuach nefesh!"
"You are a woman, you don't keep all the chumros"

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3643 on: October 07, 2024, 06:27:58 AM »
Helpful, thanks.

Not all of us live next door to 770 or send kids to Chabad schools where they can easily get updated information.
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3645 on: October 07, 2024, 09:20:18 AM »


So... Mesivta Bais Dovid Cleveland coming Summer 2025?
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3646 on: October 07, 2024, 09:27:08 AM »
So... Mesivta Bais Dovid Cleveland coming Summer 2025?
I wish.
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3647 on: October 07, 2024, 12:42:20 PM »

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3648 on: October 07, 2024, 01:58:24 PM »
What did trump do at the ohel

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3649 on: October 07, 2024, 02:32:45 PM »

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3650 on: October 07, 2024, 02:37:47 PM »


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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3651 on: October 07, 2024, 06:19:40 PM »
I overheard someone telling someone else this joke today.

"The mishechist Lubabvitchers are really afraid of Trump coming to the ohel... they are scared the same thing will happen to the rebbe as happened to Gottlieb."


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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3652 on: October 07, 2024, 06:21:01 PM »
I overheard someone telling someone else this joke today.

"The mishechist Lubabvitchers are really afraid of Trump coming to the ohel... they are scared the same thing will happen to the rebbe as happened to Gottlieb."


One time someone came to one of the Rebbeim and said he is asking for his friend... The Rebbe said why doesn't your friend just come and say he's asking for a friend...

The guy was too embarassed to say he was actually asking for himself...
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3653 on: October 07, 2024, 06:30:12 PM »
One time someone came to one of the Rebbeim and said he is asking for his friend... The Rebbe said why doesn't your friend just come and say he's asking for a friend...

The guy was too embarassed to say he was actually asking for himself...
I actually really did overhear someone saying this today.

But normally, when I hear a good joke, I would just post it straight without a preamble. I wrote that I overheard it just in case anyone will be offended (I've been here a while and I don't think anyone would, but just in case), to make it clear that I overheard it and did not invent it myself.

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3654 on: October 07, 2024, 06:37:05 PM »
I overheard someone telling someone else this joke today.

"The mishechist Lubabvitchers are really afraid of Trump coming to the ohel... they are scared the same thing will happen to the rebbe as happened to Gottlieb."
A child coming home from school telling her mom that her teacher spoke about Mashiach, but, mommy, we don't hold from him, right ?
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3655 on: October 07, 2024, 07:17:20 PM »
I actually really did overhear someone saying this today.

But normally, when I hear a good joke, I would just post it straight without a preamble. I wrote that I overheard it just in case anyone will be offended (I've been here a while and I don't think anyone would, but just in case), to make it clear that I overheard it and did not invent it myself.
I got all that.

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3656 on: October 07, 2024, 07:41:38 PM »
I overheard someone telling someone else this joke today.

"The mishechist Lubabvitchers are really afraid of Trump coming to the ohel... they are scared the same thing will happen to the rebbe as happened to Gottlieb."

Who didn't see this joke coming

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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3657 on: October 11, 2024, 10:11:58 AM »
Did Trump remove his shoes in the ohel?
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3658 on: October 11, 2024, 10:31:41 AM »
Did Trump remove his shoes in the ohel?
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Re: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything
« Reply #3659 on: October 11, 2024, 10:32:20 AM »
Did Trump remove his shoes in the ohel?

He refused at first, but then he was tackled on the way in and they came off