Author Topic: Ask a Lubavitcher Anything (Read 141001 times)

Lurker · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2021, 12:58:29 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 17, 2021, 12:56:55 PM

I am trying to figure out if @Dan is a Telsher! It would explain SO MUCH!

Closeted, maybe. That's why he has a car that hides its doorknobs.

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2021, 12:59:34 PM »

Quote from: whacked1 on March 17, 2021, 12:52:07 PM

This thread is pretty enlightening. Perhaps usernames can have a little symbol reflecting which users are purebloods vs mudbluds. It is imperative for others to know.

It's quite obvious all the people posting here are bitter tzugekumener drek dripping with jealousy over not being gezhe

Dan · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2021, 12:59:55 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 17, 2021, 12:56:55 PM

I am trying to figure out if @Dan is a Telsher! It would explain SO MUCH!

Alas, the only time I was in Wickliffe was for Kaparas one year. Outdoors.

But the Rosh gave me a bracha with my lekach one year that I shouldn't be such a yekke.

Lurker · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:00:20 PM »

Quote from: ExGingi on March 17, 2021, 12:52:22 PM

What about האלטן זיך ביי די קליאמקע?

Obviously a metaphor.

Lurker · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:01:13 PM »

Quote from: Dan on March 17, 2021, 12:59:55 PM

Alas, the only time I was in Wickliffe was for Kaparas one year. Outdoors.

But the Rosh gave me a bracha with my lekach one year that I shouldn't be such a yekke.

Takes one to know one.

YitzyS · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:02:48 PM »

I think this thread has to be renamed "Lubavitch inside jokes"

Dan · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on March 17, 2021, 12:59:34 PM

It's quite obvious all the people posting here are bitter tzugekumener drek dripping with jealousy over not being gezhe

Void!

aygart · « **Reply #47 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:04:39 PM »

Quote from: Dan on March 17, 2021, 12:59:55 PM

Alas, the only time I was in Wickliffe was for Kaparas one year. Outdoors.

But the Rosh gave me a bracha with my lekach one year that I shouldn't be such a yekke.

eah, I've tried giving that bracha to my wife's family too. Alas, some of my children can use it too.

aygart · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:05:14 PM »

Quote from: YitzyS on March 17, 2021, 01:02:48 PM

I think this thread has to be renamed "Lubavitch inside jokes"

You can ask anything but don't expect any answers you can understand.

Lurker · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:05:51 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 17, 2021, 01:05:14 PM

You can ask anything but don't expect any answers you can understand.

Which answer didn't you understand?

Dan · « **Reply #50 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:06:14 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 17, 2021, 01:05:14 PM

You can ask anything but don't expect any answers you can understand.

Is @Jokeovermyhead familiar with Lubab inside baseball?

aygart · « **Reply #51 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Lurker on March 17, 2021, 01:05:51 PM

Which answer didn't you understand?

The

Quote from: YitzyS on March 17, 2021, 01:02:48 PM

"Lubavitch inside jokes"

AsherO · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:10:00 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 17, 2021, 12:47:24 PM

ANd this is the supposedly inclusive chassidus? Rav Gifter ZTL said that anyone who touched the doorknobs of Telshe became a Telsher!

We're so inclusive that everyone would qualify, hence the additional barriers for this elite qualification.

Quote from: whacked1 on March 17, 2021, 12:52:07 PM

This thread is pretty enlightening. Perhaps usernames can have a little symbol reflecting which users are purebloods vs mudbluds. It is imperative for others to know.

You're about to live up to your username with this behavior

Lurker · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2021, 01:13:28 PM »

Quote from: aygart on March 17, 2021, 01:08:04 PM

The

*Frog Dissection Ahead*

Gezhe is a joke. It's a term whose definition changes depending on the context and who's using it. It generally means OG Lubavitcher from specific Chassidic towns. It's not something 99.9% of Lubavitchers take seriously. The most common current usage, outside of jokes, is when relative newcomers think they aren't getting a seat at the table because the "gezhe" are Deep State and control the game. You're getting a peak at 50 years of gezhe jokes.