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Offline TimT

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2022, 09:40:28 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on November 14, 2022, 09:36:53 PM
“Sad week coming up”

I thought this was about the R's mid-term results.
That thread would be titled “Denial week coming up”
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2022, 09:44:25 PM »
Quote from: TimT on November 14, 2022, 09:40:28 PM
That thread would be titled “Denial week coming up”
Not as many as I thought. Lake will be the main one.
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2022, 11:40:44 AM »
When I first saw Software to lock a computers use before payment? I thought someone on DDF was looking to get into the ransomware business...
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2022, 07:30:14 AM »
Is this thread about Mosed Rav Kook or about the person Rav Kook?
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2023, 05:28:32 PM »
Slide from deck

I first read it as referring to a slide from a presentation deck...
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2023, 05:34:44 PM »
What's kind of your best wine

Took me time to realize what it refers to
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2023, 11:16:27 PM »
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2023, 08:12:07 PM »
S22 Ultra Stuck On Boot

I'm not sure what's stuck on your boot, but Goo Gone usually works for me...
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2023, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: YitzyS on April 30, 2023, 08:12:07 PM
S22 Ultra Stuck On Boot

I'm not sure what's stuck on your boot, but Goo Gone usually works for me...

And I associated it with @S209
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2023, 03:44:46 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on April 30, 2023, 08:12:07 PM
S22 Ultra Stuck On Boot

I'm not sure what's stuck on your boot, but hypersyncing the grepsling usually works for me...
FTFY
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2023, 04:09:13 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on May 01, 2023, 03:44:46 PM
FTFY
gotta reticulate the splines
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2023, 08:06:26 AM »
Re: Telly - Free 55" TV - with a catch

Quote from: Euclid on May 15, 2023, 05:25:57 PM
Thought the title was free 55" TV with a couch
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2023, 09:14:45 PM »
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2023, 09:26:23 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on June 04, 2023, 09:14:45 PM
Which Fight Should I Take?
Um, are you on site Dan Dismantles? What were you expecting on a Deals site?
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2023, 10:57:28 PM »
Looking for Speaker recommendations like R’ Paysach Krohn, R’ Frand, etc
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2023, 02:43:02 PM »
United Crew Shames   They have a shammes on every flight?



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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2023, 06:43:34 PM »
Quote from: biobook on August 20, 2023, 02:43:02 PM
United Crew Shames   They have a shammes on every flight?
Is it a shamesh or shaimes?
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2023, 07:32:09 PM »
Quote from: biobook on August 20, 2023, 02:43:02 PM
United Crew Shames   They have a shammes on every flight?

Reminds me of an old joke.


Say MOHAMMED ten times fast












Now MOHAMMED five more times



































Now read this word:

ASHAMED






Now read it again
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2023, 06:44:03 PM »
We used to have hyperinflation but now the situation has gotten better
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2023, 08:37:25 PM »
Quote from: S209 on August 20, 2023, 07:32:09 PM
Reminds me of an old joke.

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ASHAMED

“ Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.”

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