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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #60 on: August 29, 2024, 09:32:32 PM »
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I interpreted it as free donuts from Coffee Duck.

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2024, 07:16:56 PM »
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=137540.0 Discount on a Desk or something else that can be used as one.
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #63 on: September 23, 2024, 07:17:34 PM »
If you do what's right, Hashem will do what's left!

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #65 on: October 09, 2024, 03:19:45 PM »
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I keep getting excited about this holiday where we get free stuff with coupons. 

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2024, 02:51:53 PM »
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2025, 01:45:28 AM »

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2025, 08:53:30 AM »
I thought the whole country was being upgraded. Figured it was a Trump inauguration thread.
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #69 on: February 09, 2025, 12:51:38 AM »
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #70 on: February 10, 2025, 10:15:39 AM »
I managed to read this as "Binny Binet denied entry to Knesset."

For bonus points, I saw the title in the recent-posts area above a post well into
that thread. I clicked through and was quite confused while scrolling upward.
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #71 on: February 10, 2025, 10:16:53 AM »
I managed to read this as "Binny Binet denied entry to Knesset."

For bonus points, I saw the title in the recent-posts area above a post well into
that thread. I clicked through and was quite confused while scrolling upward.

I thought at first that was a thread about a bidet

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2025, 08:50:48 PM »
Thought OP had some questions for mashiach ;D me too!!
 
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2025, 11:25:34 AM »
When I see the words "AirFrance" "boy" and "toss" in the title, a whole different image pops up in my mind...
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #76 on: May 07, 2025, 03:11:21 PM »
Next Vacation - Ideas
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=139424.0

Now the other way around and getting all thrilled for nothing..

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #77 on: May 07, 2025, 04:17:05 PM »
Next Vacation - Ideas
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I only now realized what you were saying… lol

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #78 on: May 07, 2025, 04:23:07 PM »
Now the other way around and getting all thrilled for nothing..
Yeah I’m starting to regret it. It’s frustrating thinking there’sa new pope and turns out someone wants to know what to do in Seattle.

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Re: Thread titles you commonly misread
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2025, 03:58:12 PM »
What?! You can rent a @mevinyavin?!