Author Topic: Political tweets/quotes master thread (Read 28313 times)

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #100 on:** August 30, 2021, 09:54:48 AM »

Excuse me, ma'am?

I beg your pardon?!

I'm sorry, I have a cold.

skyguy918 · « **Reply #101 on:** August 30, 2021, 11:55:31 AM »

Quote from: sguitarist18 on August 30, 2021, 09:54:48 AM

Excuse me, ma'am?

I beg your pardon?!

I'm sorry, I have a cold.

Honestly, never got that bit. Though it does remind me of the Dennis scene from Holy Grail - one of my favorites.

sguitarist18 · « **Reply #102 on:** August 30, 2021, 12:16:02 PM »

The randomness of it cracks me up every time.

Correction:

Excuse me, Miss?

What do you mean, Miss?

Oh, I'm sorry - I have a cold.

CountValentine · « **Reply #103 on:** August 30, 2021, 12:29:39 PM »

Quote from: skyguy918 on August 30, 2021, 09:12:22 AM

How many people here actually get this reference?

Went right over my head and I watched MP all the time.

yesitsme · « **Reply #104 on:** September 01, 2021, 12:58:14 AM »

Quote from: yesitsme on August 29, 2021, 08:12:37 PM

He's not dead, he's resting. ðŸ¦œ pic.twitter.com/PjhyiUzP7E
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) August 28, 2021

And the reply after being flagged

When we shared this it was because it looked hilarious. We didn't expect the media to run with it and report it as fact.

If you're a news organization please do some due diligence before posting it as news, this is a humour account. pic.twitter.com/eRPkZUHTtW
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) August 31, 2021

yesitsme · « **Reply #105 on:** September 01, 2021, 01:14:39 AM »

Bidnes speech

No worries, situation is under control pic.twitter.com/EUkcGRdBPw
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 30, 2021

m65 · « **Reply #106 on:** September 01, 2021, 01:54:59 AM »

Quote from: PlatinumGuy on August 04, 2021, 08:54:45 AM

Invalid Tweet ID
There is a decent chance DeSantis will lose reelection simply because his voters are being killed by Covid.

thats only because republicans dont believe in dead ppl voting

yesitsme · « **Reply #107 on:** September 13, 2021, 07:34:14 PM »

None of these ideas will be popular in Boro Park. Not a single one. https://t.co/ZSRygBG94W
— Yochonon Donn (@Yochidonn) September 13, 2021

yesitsme · « **Reply #108 on:** September 14, 2021, 01:12:07 AM »

Human rights in Saudi Arabia: Huge issue.
Human rights in Egypt:
Big issue.
Human rights in Iran:
No issue.
Human rights in Qatar:
No issue.
Human rights in Afghanistan:
No issue.
Human rights in Jordan:
No issue.
Human rights in Israel:
Huge issue.
— David Shor (@DYShor) September 14, 2021

yesitsme · « **Reply #109 on:** September 26, 2021, 08:31:40 AM »

You inherited three working vaccines that were developed at a speed never seen before. You had to distribute them. Get better prompter writers, Joe. https://t.co/yR188CMnCr
— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) September 26, 2021

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #110 on:** September 30, 2021, 04:21:33 AM »

Shameful. There is truth and their are lies. No one is entitled to their personal truth. This attack on Israel is simply a lie and VPOTUS should have called that out.https://t.co/leLOO5C6Cs #FoxNews
— David M Friedman (@DavidM_Friedman) September 29, 2021

PlatinumGuy · « **Reply #111 on:** October 10, 2021, 11:21:26 PM »

The â€œumbrella manâ€ who was seen on video in Minneapolis smashing store windows with a sledgehammer and encouraging people to steal, has been identified as a person associated with the Aryan Cowboys â€” a white supremacist prison and street gang. https://t.co/mdQUkVieYo
— Naveed Jamali (@NaveedAJamali) October 11, 2021

UKinNYS · « **Reply #112 on:** October 11, 2021, 11:03:17 AM »

Opposing the Democratic Party made you a:

Racist in 1980
Homophobe in 2008
White supremacist in 2015
Fascist in 2019
Domestic terrorist in 2021

Hard to see how the leftâ€™s next escalation will be purely rhetorical
— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) October 11, 2021

yesitsme · « **Reply #113 on:** October 12, 2021, 12:07:18 AM »

Looks like it's a race to the bottom between Covid cases in Florida & Joe Biden's approval ratings. pic.twitter.com/29lmMG7ihx
— The Robber Baron (@Robber_Baron_) October 11, 2021

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #114 on:** October 15, 2021, 09:20:45 AM »

yesitsme · « **Reply #115 on:** October 15, 2021, 09:55:59 AM »

How useless is the Secretary of Transportation? He went on paternity leave for two months and NOBODY EVEN BOTHERED TO NOTICE. https://t.co/hbbCN7WSOi
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 15, 2021

CountValentine · « **Reply #116 on:** October 15, 2021, 10:30:57 AM »

Homophobe

Kobe Bryant · « **Reply #117 on:** October 15, 2021, 10:45:30 AM »

Quote from: CountValentine on October 15, 2021, 10:30:57 AM

Homophobe

Who are you accusing of being homophobic?

CountValentine · « **Reply #118 on:** October 15, 2021, 10:54:07 AM »

Quote from: Kobe Bryant on October 15, 2021, 10:45:30 AM

Who are you accusing of being homophobic?

We can start with BS.

aygart · « **Reply #119 on:** October 15, 2021, 10:59:13 AM »

Quote from: CountValentine on October 15, 2021, 10:30:57 AM

Homophobe

How does this show Butigeig is homephobic? I don't see it.