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Real Ideas
Jewelry
www.Classiquepearls.com HT DavidMal
Perfume
Spa Day
Trip or Night getaway
Something Nice for the Seder Table or Shabbos Table
GC at Favorite Clothing Store or Luxury Brand
If she tends not to have help for cleaning, obviously someone to help her clean
Books
(I know my mother appreciates those.)


Don'ts
gym membership:Don't buy your wife a gym membership or any work out device. Ever. Like ever ever. Even if she asks or begs for it.
Drug store candy: If you are going to go and buy her some sort of dessert, don't bother going to your local CVS or Walmart for that if you don't intend to get yelled at.
Items that need fixing in the house: Don't buy your wife a washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner bc its needed in the house. Would you have not gotten it if it wasn't her birthday around the corner?
Call your wife female spouse.

Do's
Jewelry : Diamonds ALWAYS work.
Call her Female Spouse. The capital letters make all the difference.
Pokemon Go She probably hasn't had a chance to download it
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #560 on: November 26, 2023, 10:46:19 PM »
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
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nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #562 on: November 26, 2023, 11:38:24 PM »
Doughnuts
But what about those that their wives are NOT on diets?