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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2022, 10:48:43 PM »


The y-axis in that chart is misaligned.
I don't remember where I got that graphic from, but I think they just wanted to align the initial activation of MCAS, so that you can see that the initial dive began after the plane pitched upward. But otherwise, yeah, the trajectory prior makes it obvious that they didn't both happen at the same point of the ascent.

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2022, 08:48:58 AM »
I am a sucker for a MCAS meme. Just ask @shmelke or @jj1000 how many we sent each other when I flew on my first MAX8 last week.

It was bad enough that I had to reply with my favorite meme of all times.

What’s blue but not heavy???
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2022, 10:04:43 PM »
In case anyone didn't get it...
The Value of a LIKE
by Author Unknown
A LIKE costs nothing, but gives much.
It enriches those who receive,
without making poorer those who give.
It takes but a moment,
but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it.
and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it.
A LIKE creates happiness in the home,
fosters good will in business,
and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,
cheer to the discouraged,
sunshine to the sad,
and is nature’s best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen,
for it is something that is of no value to anyone
until it is given away.
some people are too tired to give you a LIKE.
Give them one of yours,
as none needs a Like so much as he who has no more to give.
Was a complete plagiarism of the famous "The Value of a Smile"
https://www.phys.uconn.edu/~he/smile.html
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #63 on: September 21, 2022, 04:03:58 PM »
Really? I'd think Lubavitchers are very familiar with wrappers
Because Lubavitchers do tefillin mivtzoim (did I use that correctly?) so I'm calling them "wrappers" ie wrapping teffilin.

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #64 on: September 21, 2022, 04:05:42 PM »
Because Lubavitchers do tefillin mivtzoim (did I use that correctly?) so I'm calling them "wrappers" ie wrapping teffilin.

I get it. And I get why I didn't get it. I have never used the term "wrap" in the context of tefillin.

להתעטף בציצית

להניח תפילין.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #65 on: September 21, 2022, 04:06:39 PM »
I get it. And I get why I didn't get it. I have never used the term "wrap" in the context of tefillin.

להתעטף בציצית

להניח תפילין.
Yup. "Laying teffilin" which is also a weird translation

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2022, 04:10:12 PM »
Yup. "Laying teffilin" which is also a weird translation

Excuse me. Are you Jewish?

Would you like to put on tefillin?
/
I have a special opportunity for you to connect directly with G-d by putting on tefillin.

While putting in the tefillin on the guy I explain the significance of connecting (and subduing) one's thoughts end emotions to G-d. It's that simple and people appreciate it.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2022, 04:14:12 PM »
Excuse me. Are you Jewish?

Would you like to put on tefillin?
/
I have a special opportunity for you to connect directly with G-d by putting on tefillin.

While putting in the tefillin on the guy I explain the significance of connecting (and subduing) one's thoughts end emotions to G-d. It's that simple and people appreciate it.
You don't ask them to לייגען teffilin? ;)

(I'm kidding around - not disparaging Lubavitch; just making fun of the weird translation of להניח that is used in eg English siddurim, and sometimes in Yiddish.)

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2022, 04:29:19 PM »
You don't ask them to לייגען teffilin? ;)

(I'm kidding around - not disparaging Lubavitch; just making fun of the weird translation of להניח that is used in eg English siddurim, and sometimes in Yiddish.)

I'm 100% with you, though I believe לייגען תפילין is correct. I was just giving instructions on how it can be done, for those that are unfamiliar. With Sukkos coming up it's even easier:

Celebrate Jewish unity (or if you are in a Liberal/Progressive zone - Jewish diversity) by shaking the Lulav (and usually after its done, I explain the significance to a greater or lesser extent, depending on circumstances).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2022, 10:24:24 PM »
I'm 100% with you, though I believe לייגען תפילין is correct. I was just giving instructions on how it can be done, for those that are unfamiliar. With Sukkos coming up it's even easier:

Celebrate Jewish unity (or if you are in a Liberal/Progressive zone - Jewish diversity) by shaking the Lulav (and usually after its done, I explain the significance to a greater or lesser extent, depending on circumstances).
then you use a maple branch and apple

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #70 on: September 22, 2022, 10:17:18 AM »
In Spanish, the term putting tefillin is used

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2022, 01:08:28 PM »
sorry, I don't get it.
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2022, 01:12:36 PM »
@WAM CV's profile has gender as female.
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #73 on: January 22, 2023, 07:47:35 PM »
What means username does checkout?
דאס הייסט אז דאס וואס ער האט געזאגט שטימט מיט זיין נאמען
I'm waiting for the next Q! What does that mean? 🥱
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #74 on: January 30, 2023, 09:17:36 PM »

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #75 on: January 30, 2023, 09:22:20 PM »
Am I missing something here?
It's vulgar enough that if you have to ask you probably don't want to hear the answer.

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2023, 09:23:39 PM »
Am I missing something here?
Nope. Bh! Its a good thing.

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2023, 09:29:15 PM »
It's vulgar enough that if you have to ask you probably don't want to hear the answer.
I didn't understand it until you wrote this. Although I'm not convinced that it's not literal.
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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2023, 09:52:14 PM »
I didn't understand it until you wrote this. Although I'm not convinced that it's not literal.
Its a super common vulgar expression. Insane it was printed.

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Re: Frog Dissection Lab - the Joke Explanation Thread
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2023, 10:12:56 PM »
Thanks for clarifying. I guess I'm proud that I had to ask.