Reminds me of the famous joke:
Guy calls cops. "There's a robber in my garage." Dispatcher tells him to lock his door and stay put, as there are no officers in the area to respond at the moment.
Guy calls back two minutes later. "Never mind. I shot him myself." 25 cops on the scene 30 seconds later.
And reminds me of a favorite joke.
Dispatcher: 911 what’s your Emergency.
Person: There is someone dead by my door.
Dispatcher: Could you make sure he’s dead.
Background: Shots fired...
Person: Now I’m sure he’s dead.