Author Topic: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines  (Read 6566 times)

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2022, 04:38:43 AM »

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2022, 02:22:14 PM »
Dunno - just something I started doing a few years ago; I find them really humorous.
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Re: Asburd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2022, 02:28:23 PM »

Not nice to make fun of those who have the hardest time running
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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2022, 02:33:47 PM »
Not nice to make fun of those who have the hardest time running
I've yet to find the person that can keep up with me in an airport.
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Re: Censor failures in frum media
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2022, 11:40:21 PM »
https://matzav.com/bennett-israel-diffused-ticking-time-bomb-in-overnight-west-bank-raid/

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Bennett made the statement following a meeting with top bras of the Shin Bet security service to assess the situation following several deadly terror attacks in Israel over the past week.
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Re: Re: Censor failures in frum media
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2022, 12:34:32 AM »
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2022, 10:33:35 AM »
Great thread
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nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2022, 01:37:32 PM »
Screenshots please

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2022, 12:59:49 AM »
https://matzav.com/sarah-palin-announces-shes-running-congress/

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2022, 01:16:45 AM »
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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2022, 04:51:06 AM »
Not punctuation. There should be an "is" before "Going."
a comma would have sufficed.

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2022, 12:03:17 PM »
a comma would have sufficed.

Where?
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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2023, 07:20:25 PM »



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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2023, 07:22:11 PM »
That was probably autocorrect

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Re: Absurd/Funny/Strange Jewish media headlines
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2023, 12:51:01 PM »
https://matzav.com/rav-moshe-hillel-hirsch-a-rebbi-in-a-bad-mood-can-kill-a-talmid/

Rav Moshe Hillel Hirsch: A Rebbi in a Bad Mood Can Kill a Talmid

Carte blanche?