Would be funny if a storekeeper asked Biden to watch the store while he goes out for a bit.
The owner would come back and all the shelves will be empty.
And I imagine the conversation would go something like this...
Biden: "Well, you are the one that made an agreement, that people get to take the goods from the store."
Store owner: "Joe, they had to first pay before taking them!"
Biden: "Well you created this mess!"
The end.