Time to Ban SUV’s

[AsherO]

We get the most benefit from motorcycles. That is why ER personnel refer to them as donor machines. 

FTFY #2

[CountValentine]

FTFY #2

Do I get a third strike?

[AsherO]

Do I get a third strike?

That's a question for your union rep...

[drosenberg88429]

FTFY

Donorcycles is the common terminology, I believe, once we're aiming for maximum accuracy.

[Yehuda57]

[Euclid]

[yelped]

Looks like headlines describing a terrorist attack in Israel. It's like an ironclad rule: Always avoid describing who committed the act of terror.

[yuneeq]

Thanks! This is the deleted tweet quoted in my post

[yuneeq]

I am not really sure so I will ask. Is this thread a joke or is OP serious?

I was aiming for an Onion-style joke. Not meant to be taken seriously but maybe gets you to think about things with a new perspective, along with trashing the WSJ.

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-place-all-suvs-on-terrorist-watch-list

Plagiarism! You saw it here first.

[CountValentine]

Not meant to be taken seriously but maybe gets you to think about things with a new perspective...

I already have the perspective that some people are complete morons. Should I come away with a different one?

[AsherO]

I already have the perspective that some people are complete morons. Should I come away with a different one?

But are some morons complete people?

[CountValentine]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/washington-post-deletes-tweet-saying-waukesha-tragedy-caused-by-a-suv/ar-AAR8hvA?ocid=msedgntp

[yelped]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/washington-post-deletes-tweet-saying-waukesha-tragedy-caused-by-a-suv/ar-AAR8hvA?ocid=msedgntp

For some reason, we don't see this kind of backlash every time the mainstream media describes a Palestinian terror attack.

[TimT]

Try banning SUV’s & watch the auto industry have a boom like you’ve never seen. Everybody’s gonna have to own 3 of them.

[yuneeq]

I already have the perspective that some people are complete morons. Should I come away with a different one?

If you please, controlling your own thoughts is not a crime yet

[drosenberg88429]

As long as they don't say the color of the SUV, it's good.

[yesitsme]

so letting someone out on low bail is more deadly then being 17 with a riffle

[yuneeq]

Not understanding. What is your point about survivorship bias?

[Yehuda57]

Not understanding. What is your point about survivorship bias?

It was tackling your "data" about how more dangerous SUVs are than other vehicles from another satirical angle