To bring this to the frum world:
Interest Gift
News geek The server from YWN (hopefully one that's not easily replaceable)
New Lakewood immigrant Rav Ahron Kotler's personal copy of Noam Elimelech
DDFer The steering column of a Spirit Airlines 737, from a still-in-service plane
Randomex Harry Potter's autographed game of Exploding Kittens
Shadchan A back door into BMG's private database
Anything else?